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Vui cuối tuần: Trump từng trốn dưới bàn sau khi nghe tiếng x́ lớn từ lon Coke Diet
06/06
Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly
Tin Ngày 27/02/2018
Trump lật đật chui xuống gầm bàn trong Quai Hao sau khi nghe 1 tiếng xí rất to từ lon Diet Coke.
Chuyện là Trump bấm nút kêu PTT Pence đem cho ngài lon Diet Coke, khi Pence khui lon Coke tiếng x́ air từ lon Coke hơi lớn làm Trump hoăng sợ và chui xuống gầm bàn núp....
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a moment of high drama at the White House on Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump dove under his desk after a can of Diet Coke opened with an unexpectedly loud sound.
Moments earlier, Trump had pressed a button on his desk, summoning Vice-President Mike Pence to the Oval Office to serve him the frosty beverage.
According to one aide, when Pence opened the can, it made “an unusually loud noise,” sending Trump ducking under his desk in a millisecond.
At a news conference, minutes later, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, attempted to tamp down speculation that Trump had acted in a cowardly manner during the Diet Coke incident. “The President prudently repositioned himself under his desk in an aggressive crouch,” she said. “He was ready for anything.”
Pence agreed with her assessment. “The President was putting himself in a position where, if need be, he could defend the entire country against an attack,” he said. “I, for one, am honored to serve a man of such valor.”
The White House physician, Ronny Jackson, also had high praise for Trump. “He has the ability to flee a loud noise of a man half his age,” the doctor said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...n-opens-loudly
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đỡ hơn chui xuống hầm
gun gun ... run run
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LOL .... :nan a:
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Nghe tiếng x́ chui xuống gầm bàn.
Ban đêm nghe tiếng théc thất vọng của chị mè th́ chui xuống gầm giường.
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Có chuyện ǵ ḿnh nó tẩu trước, lôi mấy thẳng thuộc hạ kể cả thằng phó ra đỡ đạn cho nps!
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Nghe tiếng x́ chui xuống gầm bàn.
Ban đêm nghe tiếng théc thất vọng của chị mè th́ chui xuống gầm giường.
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Có chuyện ǵ ḿnh nó tẩu trước, lôi mấy thẳng thuộc hạ kể cả thằng phó ra đỡ đạn cho nps!
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có phải miệng hùm gan sứa không???
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có phải miệng hùm gan sứa không???
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Không nhác gan tí nào...trump phải lo bảo vệ cáí long thể trước đă..nếu lở chuyện ǵ th́ toàn dân khóc sao.!
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Không nhác gan tí nào...trump phải lo bảo vệ cáí long thể trước đă..nếu lở chuyện ǵ th́ toàn dân khóc sao.!
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đám cuồng sẽ để tang 9 tháng 10 ngày
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đúc tượng thờ God Trump
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Không nhác gan tí nào...trump phải lo bảo vệ cáí long thể trước đă..nếu lở chuyện ǵ th́ toàn dân khóc sao.!
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Th́ long thể như thế nầy coi đâu có đẹp...Biden cười chết.
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Th́ long thể như thế nầy coi đâu có đẹp...Biden cười chết.
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:haf ppy: :hands hake:
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Một ư tưởng mới
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Một ư tưởng mới
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Cái h́nh hay ..hay
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Cái h́nh hay ..hay
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cái này cũng hay nè
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cái này cũng hay nè
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Lại thêm cái h́nh hay thiệt...tôi cũng t́m mà không gặp
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