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Where The Sun Don’t Shine, Bungholio
PATIENTS, PHARMACY, STUPID, USA | HEALTHY | MAY 12, 2009
Customer: “These things don’t work! They are hard to swallow and I nearly choked to death.”
Me: “Ma’am, they are suppositories. You don’t swallow them; you insert them rectally.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “You unwrap them and insert them in your rectum.”
Customer: “What’s my rectum?”
Me: “Ma’am, please forgive me, but your rectum is your butthole.”
Customer: “Well, up yours, too!” *stalks off*
(This is not the first time someone misunderstood when we explained how to use a suppository. It’s the only time we can tell a patient, “Up yours,” and get away with
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01-11-2021
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#802
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Super Absorbent For Those Mentally Heavy Days
EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 23, 2009
(An elderly man calls up to the store.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Pharmacy]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, my granddaughter came to visit me, and she bought me a birthday gift. It’s on the kitchen table, but I’m not sure what it is.”
Me: “Okay, well, what can you tell me about the product?”
Customer: “Well, the box says ‘K-O-T-E-X’. Can you tell me what that is, honey? What it’s used for? I just can’t figure it out.”
Me: Well, sir… that’s a feminine hygiene product.”
Customer: “Feminine hygiene? What’s the product for? I just can’t figure it out.”
Me: “Sir… it’s for women on their period.”
Customer: “Why would my granddaughter buy me Kotex?”
Me: “I don’t know, sir. Maybe you should ask her that.”
Customer: “So can I still use them to stir my Kool-Aid with? Because that’s what I’ve been using them for.”
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01-11-2021
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#803
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Yeah, Definitely Contraindicated
DRUGS, EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 21, 2009
(A patient walks up to the pick-up window looking like he just came from the emergency room.)
Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I wanna drop this off…” *hands me an ER prescription*
Me: “Sir, this is the pick-up window. You need to drop off the prescription at the drop off window.”
Customer: “Where’s that?”
Me: “The counter at the entrance to the room with the big sign that says “Drop Off Window’.”
Customer: “Where?”
Me: “You know, you already waited in line so I’ll just take the prescription here. Have you ever had any medication here before?”
Customer: “I don’t know; have I?”
Me: “I’ll take that as a no. Do you have any allergies to medication?”
Customer: “Well, when I mix heroin and battery acid, I get a rash.”
Me: “…I’ll make a note on that.”
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01-11-2021
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#804
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Bilingual Secret Shame
PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 20, 2009
Customer: “Excuse me, what are diaper couches?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Diaper couches.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m not sure what you mean.”
Customer: *points to the boxes of diapers* “That box! It says ‘diaper couches’.”
Me: *suddenly understanding* “Ma’am, that box says diapers, and then it says ‘couches’. That’s the French word for diapers.”
Customer: *looks around, then whispers* “Don’t tell anyone!” *leaves*
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01-11-2021
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#805
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Rip Van Winkle To The Extreme
IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 2, 2009
Customer: “Hi, I have a rather simple question to ask you.”
Me: “Sure thing. What can I help you with?”
Customer: “Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted to make someone sleep for a really long time, what would I use?”
Me: “Um, just how long are you talking?”
Customer: “Well, I was thinking somewhere around forever.”
Me: “…”
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01-11-2021
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#806
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MacGyver Becomes a Dad
EDITORS' CHOICE, MEDICATION, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, PHARMACY | RIGHT | MARCH 26, 2009
(A man is picking up a prescription for his infant child.)
Customer: “How much did you say the prescription was?”
Me: “$49.99.”
Customer: “What’s the difference between this and what I can get over the counter?”
Me: “There’s no cough medicine you can give your eight-month-old, sir, other than this.”
Customer: “Well, what’s in it?”
(He picks up the prescription papers and starts rustling through them.)
Customer: “If I can buy everything that’s in it over the counter, I’ll just make it myself.”
Me: “…excuse me?”
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01-11-2021
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#807
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Perhaps Multiple Choice Might Be Easier
PHARMACY | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 20, 2009
Customer: “I’m after some cold and flu medication.”
Me: “Sure, do you take any other medication?”
Customer: “Um… no… I don’t thi-… wait, yes, but it’s… actually no, no, I don’t.”
Me: “Okay then, and are you allergic to anything?”
Customer: “God, this is too hard!” *storms out*
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01-11-2021
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#808
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Surely, One Missed Anatomy Class Can’t Hurt…
PHARMACY | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 19, 2009
(A woman walks in with her daughter one afternoon.)
Me: “Hello, how can I help you?”
Customer: “There’s something wrong with my daughter.”
Me: “Oh?”
Customer: “Her eyes keep closing on their own!”
Me: “…ma’am, that’s called blinking.”
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01-11-2021
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#809
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An Inconvenient List of Truths
HOSPITAL, PHARMACY | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 5, 2009
Me: “Hello?”
Caller: “Yeah, I need you guys to fill a prescription for me.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but we are a hospital pharmacy. We only prepare medications for patients of the hospital.”
Caller: “Well, that’s simply discrimination. You ought to fill for everyone.”
Me: “You see, sir, we’re very different from a retail store. We issue individual, bubble-packed pills in one-day supplies to the nurses to give to their patients. We don’t have bottles, and we don’t do 30-day supplies like a store does. We don’t have a cash register, or any kind of means to ring up customers. We’re also located in an employees-only area of the hospital, near the morgue. You can’t really get to us that easily.”
Caller: “Well, those are all excuses.” *hangs up*
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01-11-2021
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#810
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That’s Commitment
PHARMACY, RETAIL, TIME | RIGHT | JANUARY 15, 2009
Me: “Thank you for calling your local 24-hour pharmacy. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, what time do you close?”
Me: “Sir, we never close. We’re open 24 hours.”
Customer: “Well, that’s just ridiculous. How can you put up with that?”
Me: “Sir?”
Customer: “So if I show up at four in the morning with a prescription, you’d be there?”
Me: “Yes, sir, we’d be open.”
Customer: “And what time do you open?”
Me: “Sir… we never close; we are always open. Think of it like a 24-hour diner; there’s always someone here to help you.”
Customer: “Oh, man, that must stink! When do you get time to go home and sleep?!”
Me: “Er… we have cots in the back.”
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01-11-2021
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#811
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Insert Butt Crack Here
EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | OCTOBER 31, 2008
Customer: “Hi, I’m having a problem with my suppositories. They’re not working at all!”
Me: “Okay, let me get the pharmacist for you so he can help you.”
(The customer decides to just yell the same question over two counters to the pharmacist in front of at least 10 other people.)
Pharmacist: “Ma’am, would you like to come over to our consultation are so we can talk about this privately?”
Customer: “No, I just want to know why my suppositories aren’t working!”
Pharmacist: “Well, okay. Are they melting before you insert them?”
Customer: “No, nothing like that!”
Pharmacist: “Are they breaking up into pieces before you use them?”
Customer: “No, no, nothing like that! They’re all in one piece and the same shape and all that stuff! I know how to follow the d*** directions!”
Pharmacist: “Are parts of the foil wrapper sticking to it at all?”
Customer: “What wrapper?!”
(Note: the suppository wrappers are aluminum foil with sharp edges. Ouch.)
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01-11-2021
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#812
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After This, She’s Gonna Need An Antidepressant
IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, MONEY, PHARMACY, STUPID | RIGHT | OCTOBER 26, 2008
Customer: “Hi, can I have some of those allergy medications that are behind the counter? The 24 hour kind.”
Me: “Sure thing…”
(I grab one, because law mandates that the computers only allow me to check out one 24 hour medication for a certain period of time).
Customer: “Oh, I wanted four. Can I have four, please?”
Me: “Sorry, I can only give you one. There’s a law that makes me check your ID on the computer. It won’t let me check out more than one for you, at least not in the 24 hour dose.”
Customer: “Well, can you at least try? If you’d TRY once in a while, you never know what you can do!”
Me: “All right, then…”
(I scan one and sure enough, the second won’t go through.)
Me: “Yup, it won’t let me check out the second one. Your total’s gonna be about 20 bucks.”
Customer: “Okay, now try the third one.”
Me: “What?”
Customer: “If the second one didn’t work, maybe the third one will.”
Me: “Ma’am, all four of these are exactly the same. If the second one didn’t work, what makes you think if I rang up another box of the exact same thing would work?”
Customer: “JUST DO IT!”
Me: “Okay… yeah… it’s not working.”
Customer: “Okay, now try the fourth one.”
(Suffice it to say it doesn’t work; after she buys her one box, she comes back about fifteen minutes later.)
Customer: “HOW DARE YOU SELL ME THIS EXPIRED MEDICATION!”
Me: “Err… what? I can guarantee you it’s not. I checked it before I gave it to you.”
Customer: “Oh yeah? Then what’s this? It says FEB 20!”
Me: “Yes… February… of 2020. Not February 20th.”
Customer: “Uh… well, I’m older than you and I probably make way more than you anyway, so I’m right. I’m 42 and I make $[amount] an hour!”
Me: “I’ll agree with you, you’re much older than I am. I’m only 26. But, ma’am, you are talking to a pharmacist. I make twice that. Oh, wait… I’m in overtime now… three times that. Actually, in the time it took me to help you, I just made one hour’s worth of your wage. Is there anything else I can do for you today?”
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01-11-2021
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#813
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Even Managers Have A Stupid Quota
BOSSES & OWNERS, HEALTH & BODY, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, MONEY, PHARMACY, REFUND | RIGHT | OCTOBER 8, 2008
(A young, angry-looking woman is standing at the pharmacy counter with a small pile of white sticks.)
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, these pregnancy tests are all faulty. I want a refund.”
Me: “Okay. So, what happened? Were they broken or missing pieces?”
Customer: “No, they keep saying positive. I’m not pregnant.”
Me: “Um… okay. So, if you’re not pregnant, then why get the tests?”
Customer: “Get your manager!”
Me: *gets manager*
Manager: “What’s the problem?”
(I wander off at this point, called into the vitamins section. When I come back, security is taking the woman out of the store.)
Me: “What the…?”
Manager: “Twit. She just wanted her money back. I hope she has twins that cause a LOT of pain and are ugly. REAL ugly… and poop a lot!”
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01-11-2021
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#814
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Speak For Yourself
EDITORS' CHOICE, JERK, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | AUGUST 28, 2008
Customer: “Excuse me!”
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “My wife sent me in here to pick up some chestnut brown and I can’t find it.”
Me: “Okay, is that makeup or hair color?”
Customer: “I don’t know; she just said chestnut brown.”
Me: “Do you happen to remember the brand name?”
Customer: “No! She just said chestnut brown. Weren’t you listening?”
Me: “Well, it sounds like hair dye to me. Let’s have a look.”
(We both go to the hair coloring aisle and I start to look through every shade in every brand. The man does not help at all; it takes me ten minutes.)
Me: “Here you go, sir. This is Garnier hair color, chestnut brown.”
Customer: “Are you sure that’s it? I don’t want to go home and have to come back.”
Me: “You could call your wife and ask her.”
Customer: “She’s not at home. Oh, wait, hold on.”
(He pulls a piece of paper from his pocket and begins to read it.)
Customer: “Yep, Garnier chestnut brown. That’s it!”
Me: “Sir, no offense, but you could have saved us a lot of time by reading that note in the first place.”
Customer: “That’s the problem with this country. Nobody wants to work anymore!”
Me: “Yeah, that’s our problem.”
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01-11-2021
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#815
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He Shoots, He Misses
PHARMACY, USA, WORDPLAY | RIGHT | AUGUST 13, 2008
(I used to work at a drug store. From time to time, the pharmacy portion of the store wouldn’t open because there wasn’t a pharmacist to do so. A customer reads the closed sign…)
Customer: “What’s the meaning of this?!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. The pharmacy is closed today because we don’t have a pharmacist.”
Customer: “People are SICK! They need their MEDICATION!”
Me: “I wish there was something I could do, sir, but–”
Customer: “You know what this is? Do you?! Two words! TWO WORDS! UN-ACCEPTABLE!”
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01-11-2021
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#816
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Thirteen Bucks Can Buy A Lot Of Beans
EDITORS' CHOICE, FUNNY, HEALTH & BODY, MONEY, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | AUGUST 4, 2008
Customer: “I hear there’s this stuff you can put on your food that won’t give you gas.”
Me: “Oh, yeah… it’s called Beano. Put a couple of drops on your food and the enzymes in it prevent the food from giving you gas.”
Customer: “So, you have it?”
Me: “Yep. I’ll show you.”
(We walk over to the shelf where Beano is kept. I show him the little 3 or 4 oz. bottle; a little goes a long way with that stuff.)
Me: “This is it.”
Customer: “How much?”
Me: “$12.99.”
Customer: “For THAT little bottle? S***, I’ll just fart!”
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01-11-2021
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#817
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The Inadvertent Thief
CRIMINAL & ILLEGAL, EDITORS' CHOICE, FUNNY, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, STUPID, UK | RIGHT | JUNE 26, 2008
Lady: “Do you sell aloe vera gel?”
Me: “No, I’m afraid we don’t, but you might be able to get it at [Store] down the street.”
Lady: “Oh, great, thanks.”
(She leaves and ten minutes later returns wielding a tube, looking irritated.)
Me: “Hello again, did you manage to find it okay?”
Lady: “No! You told me they had aloe vera gel! All they had is the cream! I don’t want the cream!”
Me: “Um… you didn’t want the cream but you bought it anyway?”
Lady: “No, of course I didn’t BUY–”
(She suddenly stopped and looked at the tube in her hand. Her expression turned to horror and she legged it back out the door. My coworkers and I laughed for a good ten minutes at that one.)
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01-11-2021
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#818
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Along The Way, You’ll Meet Some Hopped-Up Munchkins
EDITORS' CHOICE, FUNNY, PHARMACY, SARCASM, USA | RIGHT | MAY 23, 2008
(I live in a town where 65% of the people are 65 years old and older. When we were redoing the design of the store, they placed a large white walkway from the front door to the pharmacy.)
Customer: “Hi, I would like to pick up my prescription.”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but this is the front of the store. Your prescription is in the back of the store, in the pharmacy.”
Customer: “How do I get there?”
Me: “Follow the white brick road.”
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01-11-2021
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#819
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Teenage Boys And Smutty Mags? You Don’t Say!
EDITORS' CHOICE, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, PHARMACY, RELIGION, RUDE & RISQUE | RIGHT | MAY 19, 2008
Angry Old Woman: “Excuse me! I am very upset because you sold my young grandson p*rnography!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we don’t sell p*rnography.”
Angry Old Woman: “Get me the manager, now!”
Manager: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?”
Angry Old Woman: “Your pervert cashier sold my grandson p*rnography!”
Manager: “Are you sure about that? We don’t sell anything like that here.”
Angry Old Woman: “Do you think I’m stupid? I saw it with my own eyes! It had naked women and he told me he bought it here with no problem!”
Manager: “Could you show me on the shelf what it was?”
(She goes over to the magazines, and points at Maxim.)
Angry Old Woman: “It was this one! See? Right here! Where any child could see!”
Manager: “Ma’am, this magazine is not p*rnography. Granted, the women are scantily clad in a few pictures but they aren’t naked and there is no age restriction on its sale.”
Angry Old Woman: “I know p*rnography when I see it, and this is very offensive. How could you sell it to young children?”
Manager: “Well, actually our store policy dictates that we won’t sell this to a young child even though it is still legal. How old is your grandson?”
Angry Old Woman: “He’s only sixteen!”
Manager: *rolls eyes* “I don’t want to offend your moral beliefs, Ma’am, but if your sixteen year old grandson wants to look at women in bikinis there is no force on earth that is going to stop it. Seriously.”
Angry Old Woman: “The power of Jesus can stop it! The power of Christ should compel you to remove this magazine from your shelves!”
Manager: “Right… Real quick, ma’am, before I get back to work, can I ask you a question? Does your grandson have Internet access?”
Angry Old Woman: “What does that have to do with anything?”
Manager: “A lot, and I think that the power of Christ should compel you to learn how to look up his browser history. Have a good day.”
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01-11-2021
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#820
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How About Some Ritalin While You’re At It
INSURANCE, MONEY, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | MAY 7, 2008
(Our insurance transmitter is experiencing problems, so we are unable to transmit to any insurance companies when filling prescriptions. I explain this to one customer, who decides to sit and wait for a while to see if the transmitter will come back up. Meanwhile, another customer comes in with a prescription.)
New Customer: “Hi. I’d like this filled, please.”
(I explain the transmitter problem.)
New Customer: “Oh, that’s okay. I don’t have insurance.”
Me: “No problem. We’ll have it ready in just a few minutes.”
Original Customer: “Wait! I was ahead of her! Why isn’t mine ready?!”
Me: “We are still waiting for the insurance transmitter to come back up, sir.”
Original Customer: “Well, how did you fill hers?!”
New Customer: “I pay cash; I don’t have prescription coverage.”
Original Customer: “Well, I pay cash, too!”
Me: “You want to just get it at retail price, and not use insurance?”
Original Customer: “Yes! I have cash! I’ll pay for it, just fill it now!”
(Five minutes later…)
Me: “Okay, sir, we’ve got you ready. The total comes to $35.99.”
Original Customer: “WHAT?! My co-pay is only $3.00!”
Me: “Sir, you said you wanted to go ahead and pay cash price since the insurance transmitter is still down.”
Original Customer: “I do have cash! See?” *shows a wallet with cash in it* “Why is it $35?! You people don’t know anything! I’m taking my business elsewhere!”
Me: *facepalm*
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