What A Pain In The Foot
Belgium, Doctor/Physician, Hospital, Jerk | Healthy | February 13, 2020
(I trip and somehow my foot doubles up under me. At the ER, though, the doctor tells me the acute pain is not from the fall but a consequence of me being overweight — which, admittedly, I am. However, the pain persists with no show of diminishing and I decide to go back to my GP. He acknowledges that the x-ray taken at the ER was not conclusive and decides I need another kind of picture, one with radioactive isotopes. Note: I’m thirtyish at the time and I’m with my parents as, clearly, I’m unable to drive. Waiting for my turn, I overhear the following
Doctor: “I don’t care what she says. She is sixteen and she is here with her mother. Of course, she is not going to admit to being pregnant. I’m not going to inject her–” *with the isotopes* “–without a negative pregnancy test.”
Me: *quietly, to my mother* “They didn’t force me to do a test and I’m here with my mum, too.”
(I didn’t find out whether the teenager was pregnant or not. When reviewing my pictures, the doctor told me, “Ma’am, one thing is sure: you are in pain.” As it turned out, I had injured my foot during the fall and had to wear a cast for six weeks.)
OBG! Will You Listen!
Medical Office, USA, Wordplay | Healthy | February 11, 2020
(I am a female veteran and need to make an OBGYN appointment. I call the appointment line to schedule. To help with understanding, I have a female primary doctor, “Julianne Smith.” For my OBGYN, I see another female doctor, “Rita Wilson.”)
Me: “Hello, I need to make an appointment for the women’s clinic.”
Scheduler: “Okay, you need an appointment with your primary provider?”
Me: “Yes, for the OBGYN.”
(In VA hospitals, the women’s clinic is not just for OBGYN, but other health-related issues, where the staff and patients are all female. I see both my doctors in this space.)
Scheduler: “Okay, so that’s with Julianne?”
Me: “No, not with her, the other one.”
Scheduler: “Oh, you meant your primary provider, Dr. Smith?”
Me: “No, please, I need the OBGYN.”
Scheduler: “Yes, Julianne?”
Me: “No, I need an appointment with Dr. Wilson.”
Scheduler: “Yes, Julianne?”
Me: “No! I need… Wait, are you saying Julianne or OBGYN?”
Scheduler: “OBGYN!”
Me: *now half deaf* “Okay, yes, the OBGYN. That’s the doctor I need to see.”
(The rest of the call went more smoothly after that!)
Medical Office, Nurses, USA, Utah, Wordplay | Healthy | February 9, 2020
(I am a female. I wake up one morning and feel the indications of a flare-up of my Bell’s Palsy. When I get into work, I decide to call my doctor’s office to see if I can get in today to be checked out. They are able to squeeze in an appointment this morning for me. I arrive at the clinic well before my appointment time and find the waiting room quite busy. Knowing I am fortunate to even get an appointment this morning, I settle into a chair and wait to be called back to the exam rooms. Nearly an hour later, I am called back by the nurse. As she leads me to the exam room, we stop off at the scale to get weight and temperature. As I step off the scale, disappointed at the number, the nurse leads me on to the exam room and says to me
Nurse: “Sorry about your wait.”
Me: “Umm, yeah. Me, too.”
(My mind, still on the scale results, thinks she meant “weight” and now I’m wondering if I should be offended. Had she said, “Sorry about THE wait,” I probably would not be so confused.)
Me: *finally realizing what she meant* “Oh, you meant the waiting room.”
We Need To Quarantine Up All The Stupid
Assisted Living, Ignoring & Inattentive, Michigan, Stupid, USA | Healthy | February 7, 2020
(I work at the front desk of an assisted living community and at this time, a nasty norovirus is making its rounds of our residents and staff. We’ve been on a “visitor restriction” and quarantine for the past week, meaning unless your visit is mandatory for the continued well-being of the resident, you don’t come in. We’ve emailed all of the family, friends, and health care companies about the restrictions, asking them to call if they’re thinking about a visit, and I’ve posted a sign on the front door, with bold, black lettering highlighted in florescent orange, right at an average eye-level height.)
Visitor #1 : *walks in, oblivious to the sign* “Hello!”
Me: “Hello! Before you sign in, I have to let you know we’re under quarantine at the moment, so all visitors are restricted.”
Me: “Well, like the sign on the door says…” *goes on to explain and they leave*
Visitor #2 : *waltzes in, ignoring the sign* “Good morning!”
Me: “Good morning! Just so you know…” *explains quarantine again*
Visitor #2 : “Huh! You should really post a sign or something!”
Me: *glances between her and the sign* “Yeah…”
Visitor #3 : “What do you mean, you’re still under quarantine?! I drove [amount of miles] to visit [Resident]! I’m her daughter!”
Me: “We called, emailed, and posted signs asking visitors to call before they come. I see you’re on the list that we called. Is [number/email] your correct phone number and email?”
Visitor #3 : “Well, I got the call, but I didn’t think it applied to me!”
(I will never, in my years of working with the general public, understand why people are so g**d*** stupid.)
Proving These Things Can Be A Real Pain In The Butt
Elementary/Primary School, Health & Body, Malaysia, Nurses | Healthy | February 3, 2020
(The vaccine for tuberculosis is called BCG and it’s given to newborn infants in many countries. It leaves a small scar that proves you have been vaccinated. In Malaysia, it is administered on the left shoulder. Up until the ’90s, kids used to get a booster shot in year six of primary school, around age 11 or 12. Since it’s reputed to be a rather painful jab, my entire class is already quite apprehensive when we’re lined up in front of the school nurse, and then this happens
Nurse: “Where’s your original BCG scar?”
Me: “It’s on my backside.”
Nurse: “What do you mean? How come you don’t have it on your shoulder?”
Me: “I was born in Singapore! In Singapore, they jab babies on the backside!”
Nurse: “I have to check.”
Me: “Can’t I just phone my parents and have them talk to you?”
(After arguing with her for a few minutes, I was so scared that I would have to lift my skirt and show the nurse my buttocks that when she finally gave in and just gave me the jab, the pain was actually a relief.)
Have A Bad Feeling In The Back Of My Throat About This
Australia, Australian Capital Territory, Canberra, Hospital, Ignoring & Inattentive, Nurses | Healthy | February 1, 2020
(I am scheduled for a tonsillectomy in the afternoon. My mother gets a call in the morning.)
Nurse: “Is [My Name] all ready for her big surgery?”
Mother: “I guess so; I haven’t heard from her today.”
Nurse: “She hasn’t eaten in the past twelve hours, has she?”
Mother: “I wouldn’t know.”
Nurse: “You should know. She may not be able to have surgery if she ate; it’s too dangerous!”
Mother: “Given that she’s a twenty-seven-year-old woman, why don’t you call her mobile and ask her whether she ate?”
Nurse: *embarrassed silence*
(Most people having this surgery are children, and it’s protocol to call their parents and confirm the surgery. Why they didn’t check the age of the patient before calling my emergency contact is beyond me! It was funny at the time but also a breach of my privacy.)
This Doctor Is Not The Antibiotic Cream Of The Crop
Doctor/Physician, Health & Body, Lazy/Unhelpful, Medical Office, UK | Healthy | January 30, 2020
(I go to the doctor due to fainting.)
Doctor: “Have you ever had eczema?”
(Eczema is a dry skin condition and cannot cause fainting.)
Me: “Yes, but not for years and I don’t currently have it.”
Doctor: “It’s just eczema; take cream and you’ll be fine.”
Me: “But why am I collapsing?”
Doctor: “You’ll be fine; just put antibiotic cream on.”
(Three hours later, I collapsed and hit my head, endi
The MRI Is Not A Time Machine
Impossible Demands, Medical Office, USA, Weather | Healthy | January 28, 2020
(I work in an outpatient radiology facility. We have normal operating hours of 8:00 am to 5:00 pm, with the exception of MRI, which is open until 9:00 pm due to demand. On the day this story takes place, we have been having terrible winter weather with lots of snow and wind. Many sections of the freeway have been closed, but not all. I answer a call from a patient scheduled for one of our evening appointments.)
Patient: “I have an appointment tonight at 5:30, but I was wondering if I could come in earlier?”
Me: “I’m sorry, but our schedule is completely full. I don’t have any earlier spots I could move you to.”
Patient: “But I have another appointment tonight and I’m afraid I won’t be out in time.”
Me: “I can move your appointment to another day if you need.”
Patient: “No, I really need to get this done today. Are you sure you don’t have anywhere you could put me?”
Me: “No, I don’t, I’m afraid. There is someone scheduled right before you and our appointments are back to back.”
Patient: *hems and haws in an irritated way* “Well, what if I come in earlier anyway?”
Me: “You can, but it would just be that much longer you have to wait for your scan.”
Patient: “Why? What’s your logic?”
Me: *thinking, seriously?* “Because the person ahead of you will still be in the machine and it won’t be ready for you yet.”
Patient: *hems and haws some more* “Well, can’t you just switch me with them?”
Me: *knowing the person ahead of him is coming from over an hour away on terrible roads, but of course, I can’t say that* “No, sir, I can’t do that. Again, I can change your appointment to another day if this evening won’t work.”
Patient: *hems and haws even more* “No, I’ll just see you tonight.
They Need Brain Drops
Finland, Ignoring & Inattentive, Insurance, Pharmacy, Stupid | Healthy | January 26, 2020
(I work in a pharmacy. The national Finnish health insurance covers certain medicines — insulin, medicine for glaucoma, etc. — almost 100%; you only pay 4,50 euros for three months’ use. But there is a price range the insurance covers and if there are less expensive generic alternatives, the insurance covers only the cheapest for 4,50€. You can still have the more expensive brand, but you have to pay the price difference yourself. Some medicines don’t have generic alternatives for years, but when they eventually come available, this is often the discussion
Me: “This eyedrop used to be 4,50€ but now there’s another brand that is 19€ cheaper so the health insurance covers only the cheaper one for that price. If you don’t want to change brands, you have to pay 4,50€ plus 19€; that is 23,50€.”
Patient: “Okay, I don’t want to change brands; I want to talk with my doctor first. I’ll take the original.”
Me: “Yes, that’s fine. You can have either one, but for the original, you now have to pay 23,50€.”
Patient: “Yes, but I don’t want another brand. I’ll just take the original today and talk with my doctor about the generic alternative. I’ve always used [Brand]. I’ll take that one.”
Me: “All right. I understand the situation. There used to be only [Brand] but last month [Cheaper Brand] became available and they set their price much lower. That is why the health insurance doesn’t cover the original [Brand] anymore, even though it used to cost only 4,50€. But you can still always choose the original one if you want. It’s just a bit more expensive now.” *enters the original brand on the computer and sends the customer to pay*
(An hour goes by and the telephone rings
Patient: “Yeah, I was there earlier and bought my glaucoma drops. They should be 4,50€ but it says on the receipt that I paid 23,50€ ! Why was it so much?”
Me: “…” *loses a little bit more faith in humanity every time*
Make Cheesy Choices, Suffer Cheesy Consequences
Conference, Doctor/Physician, Funny Names, Silly, USA | Healthy | January 26, 2020
The healthcare organization where I work is setting up an educational conference for our members, who are mostly doctors and nurses. When people register for the conference online, they have the option of customizing their name badges with nicknames and Twitter handles.
My coworker is preparing attendee name badges and notices something. An attendee, a doctor whose last name includes the word “cheese,” has customized his nickname to “The Cheeseman.” After much deliberation, we decide to print the name badge as-is.
At the conference, my coworker meets the attendee, hands him his registration packet, and shows him the name badge.
Doctor: “Wow… I don’t remember doing that. I must have been s***faced!”
Coworker: “We can print you a new one, if you’d like.”
Doctor: *Solemnly, and a little sadly* “No… No, I deserve this.”
He took his badge and wore it for the entire conference.
The Fall (And Rise) Of Medical Care
Assisted Living, Doctor/Physician, Editors' Choice, Lazy/Unhelpful, The Netherlands | Healthy | January 24, 2020
(About ten years ago, I worked on an island off the Dutch coast in a nursing home. This happened on one of my night shifts. Note, at that time there were no helicopters allowed to fly at night. It’s just after 12 when I get a call from a resident. I can’t hear her, so I run as fast as I can to her to see if she needs help. The moment I step through the bathroom door, I can see she’s broken her hip. As she’s quite a big woman, my coworker and I can’t get her off the ground, so we call the local GP, who sends the ambulance to help us out. I ask him what medication she should be given, as she’s already in a lot of pain. The GP replies that I can give her paracetamol and call him if it’s not enough. Ten minutes later, the ambulance is onsite and they lift the resident into her bed. I give her 1000 mg paracetamol and cross everything in hopes it’ll at least do something. Forty-five minutes later, it’s clear it didn’t do anything — not surprising, really — and I call the GP again. He tells me to give her another dose of paracetamol and he says she’ll be transported off the island on the quick ferry around 8:00 am. I tell him that I don’t think paracetamol is going to cut it, but he insists. Another 45 minutes later, I call him again, saying it didn’t help and her condition is worsening due to the immense pain she’s in. I can see her getting a fever, amongst other things. He tells me to give her paracetamol again. By this time, she’s had 3000 mg in just over 90 minutes! It’s not good, but I’m not allowed to give her anything else, nor do I have the right papers to decide on anything else. I’m really frustrated and get the feeling the GP is not listening to anything I say. I go and have a look at the medication cabinet and find an unopened bottle of morphine that was described to a resident that died two weeks ago. I call the GP again and ask him to allow me to give her morphine, instead. He says yes, go ahead. Then, the following conversation takes place.)
Me: “All right, if you’ll send me the prescription by fax I’ll get right on it.”
GP: “Yeah, just give her [dose]; I’ll write the prescription in the morning.”
Me: “No, you know I’m not allowed to do that; it’s morphine. I need that prescription.”
GP: “In the morning!” *hangs up*
(I call right back.)
Me: “[GP’s First Name], I’ll give you exactly five minutes to write and fax that prescription, before I’ll head over to your house, grab you by the hair, and drag you out of bed to write it. Understood? Your time starts now!” *hangs up*
(It’s not nice of me, I know, but I’m really tired and I feel unheard. I walk over to the fax and within three minutes, the prescription has arrived. My coworker — who’s been doing all the work I should have been doing in the meantime — and I give the resident the morphine and within ten minutes I can see it’s finally working and the pain gets a bit less by around three in the morning. I start doing some other work, like writing a report for the hospital and packing a bag for the resident. At around five, I get a phone call.)
GP: “Hi, [My Name], since you haven’t called again I gather the morphine has started working?”
Me: “Yes, it has. She’s doing a bit better; she’s still in pain, but the edge is taken off.”
GP: “Yes, well, you know I said she’d be getting on the quick ferry? I’m having a problem as I need that spot for a woman in labour.”
Me: “So… she’s flying at dawn?”
GP: “Well… no. The helicopter is standing by for a man with heart problems.”
Me: “Right. So, normal ferry it is?!”
GP: “You see, that’s the problem. There’s nobody at the ferry headquarters who can accompany her. I can’t do anything other than hope to get her on the next ferry at noon.”
(That would be over 12 hours after she’s taken the fall and I know she’ll get worse if this takes too long.)
Me: “You know, I’m on the normal ferry this morning. I can accompany her.”
GP: “Really?”
Me: “Yes, if [Ferry Company] allows it, I can do it.”
GP: “I’ll call them and let them know.”
(They did allow me to accompany her; they even reimbursed my ticket and gave me breakfast! In the end, I did report my behaviour to my boss and told her what I’d said to the GP. She laughed it off and told me not to worry, as she thought it was hilarious.)
The Tooth Of The Matter Is, They Suck
Dentist, Doctor/Physician, Jerk, Lazy/Unhelpful, Pennsylvania, Reception, USA | Healthy | January 22, 2020
Around mid-October, I begin to feel pain on the upper side in the back of my jaw. I didn’t have my wisdom teeth out as a teen, so I know I’ve waited too long to have them removed. At this point in my life, I’m on state Medicaid; I find a dentist who takes my insurance and see them in early November. The dentist confirms it’s my wisdom teeth coming in and refers me to an oral surgeon, as the X-rays indicate that all four are bone-impacted.
I call the oral surgeon’s office and get an appointment for December 28th. It goes well; they take another set of X-rays that informs us that the roots of my top wisdom teeth have grown into my sinus cavity. The bottom two are close enough to my nerve that he wants all four extracted, I will have to be anesthetized for it, and they need to come out ASAP. He assures they’ll submit the paperwork and the insurance will get back to me within two weeks.
I leave satisfied.
Two weeks roll around, nothing. I give calling the insurance an extra day, due to Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. They inform me that they have no record of any submission at all. They call the oral surgeon’s office and assure me that the office will resubmit the paperwork. I ask her how long it will take — by this point, one wisdom tooth has partially erupted; the other side of that tooth is pushing on my last molar — and am informed if the office submits online, it will take two days.
I then call the oral surgeon to find out how they might be submitting the paperwork, so I can find out how long I’m going to be in pain. I speak with a lovely woman who, in response to my question, replies, “I don’t know,” and hangs up on me. I call back immediately; it goes straight to the office message.
I call the insurance company back and ask if anything can be done. At this point, I can only wait for them to submit the paperwork, but I am urged that if they don’t, to contact state Medicaid and make a complaint.
I wait 24 hours and call the surgeon again. This time I get another woman, who is actually helpful. Surprise, surprise, no one submitted my paperwork. They also can only submit by mail, so there is at least a two-week wait. [Employee #2 ] assures me that she’ll submit the paperwork. She apologizes for her coworker with an exasperated sigh that tells me this isn’t the first problem [Employee #1 ] has caused.
Two weeks pass. I finally get a response from the insurance company in the mail: the extraction is approved, but general anesthesia is not. According to the paperwork, whoever submitted used the wrong code for the new year and it needs to be resubmitted, again.
It’s now Mid-February and I have been dealing with wisdom tooth pain since October. I can barely eat or sleep because of the pain.
I call state Medicaid and make a complaint about the way I was treated and how the situation was handled. I am told that my complaint is not valid because I did not receive services from the surgeon. They also will not approve the general anesthesia because I do not have any medical reason for it, i.e., fear of needles, anxiety, etc. To have all four bone-impacted wisdom teeth removed. At one time. No need. At all.
I find another dentist farther from my area and make the earliest appointment they have. They recommend me to another surgeon, even farther than the first surgeon. I get an appointment with the second surgeon within the week. He apologizes for the first surgeon and assures me that they’ll handle it properly.
It’s now the beginning of March. I get the paperwork from the insurance regarding the new surgeon’s submission; everything’s perfect. I have the surgery on March 27th, half a year after the pain started. It takes longer than expected, as my mouth is small; the surgeon has to take my bottom wisdom teeth in pieces to work around the nerves. I am advised to stay on bed-rest for the next five days.
Everything works out just fine — months pass and my jaw has healed completely. I end up getting a full-time job and dental insurance — different from state Medicaid — through them.
Sometime around August, I get a letter in the mail from my insurance, denying payment for an appointment from the very first dentist I saw about a referral to an oral surgeon.
I call that dentist and have my files transferred as quickly as I can.
Some People Are Terrified Of Even A Sniff Of Gay
Bigotry, Ohio, Pets & Animals, Stupid, USA, Vet | Healthy | January 15, 2020
(I’m at a vet’s office for my pug when I overhear this
Receptionist: “No, ma’am, your dog is not gay. They sniff each other’s rear ends to introduce themselves. All dogs do it.”
The Dermatologist Will Determine That You Need Thicker Skin
Impossible Demands, Medical Office, Patients, Texas, USA | Healthy | January 12, 2020
(My doctor’s office is small, with only one dermatologist, a physician assistant, and a nurse practitioner. The doctor and nurse practitioner see daily, while the PA is only here Tuesdays and Thursdays. Even so, our schedule stays booked, and new patients have been calling all through the month to get on the schedule.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Office]; how can I help you?”
Patient: “If I walk in there today, can I be seen by the doctor?”
Me: “I’m afraid not. The doctor is out on vacation until the week after next, and our nurse practitioner has no openings currently.”
Patient: “Well, can I get on the schedule for this week?”
Me: “Sir, it’s Friday. We don’t have any openings today.”
Patient: “What about next week?”
Me: “We don’t have any then, either, because we’re only open Monday, Thursday, and Friday next week, due to New Year’s Eve and Day.”
Patient: “Really? You can’t just nudge someone for me?”
Me: “We don’t do that, sir. You can call each day to see if an appointment is available if you like, but I can’t promise we’ll have an opening for you.”
Patient: “Well, what’s your next available appointment?”
Me: “For the doctor, mid-February. To see the PA or nurse practitioner, it’ll be mid-January.”
Patient: “That’s too long! I have really good insurance! You’re sure there’s nothing at all?”
Me: *checks schedule, just in case, though I have looked at it extensively by this point* “No, sir, nothing has opened up. I can set you for January 14th with our PA, if you’d like.”
Patient: “I can’t believe this! What’s the point of having good insurance if you’re not going to fit me in?”
Me: “We only have one provider here today, and there’s only so many people she can see. The same goes for next week, as well.”
Patient: “So knock someone!”
Me: “I’m not going to do that, sir.”
Patient: “UGH! Forget this!”
(He called back forty minutes later to have a similar conversation with my coworker and then threw a large fit that she didn’t have anything until the end of January due to the influx of calls. The weird part is that there’s another dermatology office i
Eye See What You’re Doing
Jerk, Liars/Scammers, Ohio, Optometrist/Optician, Patients, USA | Healthy | January 9, 2020
(I work in a fairly busy eye clinic. Despite having eleven doctors, spots for our regular eye exams are booked out months in advance. However, we keep emergency spots open for any patients that need to be seen immediately. Note that it’s also Christmas time, one of our busiest times of year because people have met their deductibles and want to be seen before the end of the year. I’m looking at the schedule one day and see a name I recognize. It’s a woman who’s called in several times wanting a regular eye exam with one and only one particular doctor, who happens to be the most popular doctor at our practice, whose schedule is the hardest to get into. But I see she’s coming in for an emergency situation, while said doctor is in the office, which should only take maybe half an hour — our regular eye exam patients are usually there for an hour and a half. Lucky me, I get her chart when she comes in. I walk her back to the exam room.)
Me: “So, what brings you in today? My note line states you’re having some new flashes and floaters?”
(We take these very seriously as they can mean a retinal detachment.)
Patient: “Oh, no, nothing like that. I just told them that because I knew I could get in. I just want my regular eye exam. You have to help me now that I’m here.”
Me: *dumbfounded* “One moment, ma’am.”
(I walk out of the room to talk to my doctor. She already has a completely booked schedule for the day and adding the extra testing would set her behind for all the other patients who had a legitimate appointment. Unfortunately, my doctor is also a super nice woman who tells me to go ahead and do the exam. I do the exam but inform the patient it will be a long wait due to the change in exam type because we now have different things we have to do and she’ll be placed in the wait box behind other patients who are already there — there were about three people in front of her. She says it’s fine and goes to wait in the waiting area. Ten minutes into waiting, she comes up to me complaining she still hasn’t seen the doctor yet. I tell her she will be seen as soon as it’s her turn. Apparently, that’s not good enough for her.)
Patient: “You dumb b****! I’m here for an emergency! I should be seen before all these people!”
Me: “Ma’am? You told me earlier you’re here for a regular eye exam, not the emergency you told them so you could be seen. My doctor was kind enough to let you stay in the schedule despite this. She will get to you as soon as she can.”
Patient: “That’s not my f****** problem. She needs to see me now!”
(My doctor heard the commotion as she was stepping out of her current exam room. She told me to just bring the patient in and she’d see her so she’d stop bothering everyone. The lady gave me a smug smile as she walked into the exam room. I hate when they reward bad behavior. Of course, that left me in a room with other patients who had actually been waiting their turns, glaring at me.)
Pushing Buttons Is Not Your Calling
Hospital, Non-Dialogue, Nurses, Pennsylvania, Pittsburgh, Technology, USA | Healthy | January 6, 2020
I am in the hospital after having emergency surgery on a dislocated ankle and a broken leg. It is the middle of the night and my post-surgery pain medicine has worn off. I locate the nurse call button and press it, but nothing happens. I do this multiple times, to no avail.
I grab my cell phone and use the flashlight to light up the room telephone so I can read the number. I call the number and let the phone ring. It is loud and doesn’t stop, because I don’t answer it. After about five minutes, a nurse comes to investigate why the phone is ringing, and I am able to tell her I’m in extreme pain.
She brings me pain medicine and tells me that they’ve had issues with the button in the past. It wasn’t unplugged or anything; it just flat out didn’t work! Why they’d still use it completely mystifies me!
Giving Them The Stink-Eye
Coworkers, Health & Body, Non-Dialogue, Office, Revolting, Texas, USA | Healthy | January 1, 2020
At my job, I’m considered a lead, so if an employee brings in any paperwork that needs to go to human resources or needs their paycheck, I handle it.
An employee came up to me, handed me their doctor’s note, and asked if they could get their paycheck. I put the doctor’s note in the scanner, and then I handed them the paperwork for their paycheck along with a pen to sign with. After they signed, I signed.
I then copied the doctor’s note, and as I was handing them their copy, I saw the reason they had been out: “conjunctivitis ” or pink eye. I looked at them with a “Really?” look.
I went to my locker and got hand sanitizer. As I came back to the desk, the employee told me, “You might want to sanitize the pen; I’m still contagious.”
I waited until she left and then sanitized the door handles to our office and threw away the pen. I sat there wondering about what an idiot she was while the other employees laughed at me.
You Have To Spell It Out To Them
Doctor/Physician, Ignoring & Inattentive, Jerk, Lazy/Unhelpful, Medical Office, USA | Healthy | December 29, 2019
(I have recently been diagnosed with epilepsy at age fifteen and am at my fourth or fifth neurology appointment. For some background, some types of epilepsy can be categorized as “reflex,” meaning there is usually a trigger — most people are familiar with flashing lights — but there are a huge variety of triggers, ranging from drinking alcohol to hearing a specific kind of music. I am describing to my neurologist some symptoms I’ve been experiencing.)
Me: “Sometimes while I’m reading, I’ll have spells where the words are very difficult or I can’t read them at all.”
Neurologist: *mostly disinterested* “Oh… Well, have you been diagnosed with learning issues?”
(I’ve told him all of this before.)
Me: “No. I’ve been reading since I was four and it’s actually one of my favorite things to do. I’ve never shown any signs of dyslexia or anything like it.”
Neurologist: “Do you notice any patterns to when this occurs?”
Me: “I’ve noticed it happening a lot when I’m reading in Spanish.”
(I’m in AP Spanish and have been studying the language for around six years; I’m definitely not fluent yet but am reasonably proficient. I have also told him this before.)
Neurologist: *long silence* “You’re probably just bad at Spanish. Go ahead and schedule another appointment for a month out.” *leaves*
(I ended up not telling my parents about this part of the appointment for around six months because I was embarrassed and believed my neurologist that I was probably exaggerating. However, during this time, the symptoms worsened, so I told my parents who found another neurologist — incidentally, around thirty years younger. He immediately diagnosed me with reading epilepsy, which is fairly uncommon but absolutely not unheard of and has nothing to do with any prior learning disabilities. For me, it is triggered by unfamiliar words, which, obviously, come up more often in a second language. I’ve now, thankfully, been able to receive much better care.)
Assign The Doctor A Memory Test
Australia, Doctor/Physician, Ignoring & Inattentive, Medical Office, New South Wales, Sydney | Healthy | December 27, 2019
(I have been going to the same GP since I was about fifteen, my daughter since she was born, but it seems to be time to find a new one as ours is showing his age; he has been getting more and more forgetful. I have ordered blood tests as I have developed some allergies recently; my daughter needs hers done for a heart issue and also needs a script for heart meds. He asks her what she needs this particular medicine for and we have to explain, even though he has been doing the scripts for the past five years. We get our bloods at the same time. He starts with my daughter’s and tells her that everything but her iron levels is in the normal range. He gives her the printed results to take to her cardiologist; he is going to print a copy for himself but he writes the results into her file. Then, he goes over mine. He reads out everything as good, but when he gets to my liver results…)
GP: “Oh, no, we need to get you some tests right away; your liver results are not good.”
Me: “Yes, I know. I have [liver disease].”
GP: “You have [liver disease]? Who told you that?”
Me: “You did.”
GP: “Not me. I would have remembered that. There would be notes and paperwork in your file.” *rifles through files to prove it isn’t there and finds the paperwork* “Oh, I did tell you.”
(We realise that he’s not given us a new referral letter for the cardiologist appointment, so we go back.)
GP: “Okay, [Daughter], we need to get blood tests done for you to take to your appointment.”
Daughter: “I had the blood tests done already.”
GP: “Who with?”
Daughter: “Uh, you.”
GP: *rifles through her files and after looking over some paperwork* “Oh, looks like you have to get more sun; you have very low Vitamin D.”
Daughter: “No, you said low iron.”
GP: “No it’s Vitamin D. Look; it’s only sixteen.” *hands her a blood test result*
Me: “No, she had low Vitamin D last year; this time it was low iron.”
GP: “It says it right there.”
Daughter: “Um, this is last year’s result; look at the date.”
GP: “It has it on this result, too. You had the test in September.” *holds up another sheet that I take off him*
Me: “This is last year’s, too — September 2018. Her last one was in October this year.”
GP: “But the results aren’t here; if I did them they would be.”
Daughter: “You gave them to me.”
GP: “Why did I do that?”
Daughter: “I needed them for the cardiologist.”
GP: “But I would have written the results on your file and printed up a copy, as well; I definitely didn’t write anything.” *runs his finger up the writing on her files* “Oh, so I did.”
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