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10-19-2020
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#301
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This One’s A No-Brainer
AUSTRALIA, NEW SOUTH WALES, PHARMACY, SYDNEY | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 13, 2010
Customer: “My mother is taking some medication and it is making her sick. Can you stop giving it to her?”
Me: “I’ll have to ask the pharmacist for you. What medication is it?”
Customer: “It’s a little white pill.”
Me: “You don’t know the name of it, sir? We do have many white pills in the pharmacy.”
Customer: “I think it’s for her heart… or her brain.”
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10-19-2020
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#302
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Don’t Hold Your Breath For This One
COLORADO, DRUGS, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | JULY 16, 2010
(I am counseling a patient on using an inhaler.)
Me: “Do you know how to use an inhaler, sir?”
Patient: “Nope, never used one.”
Me: “Okay, you’ll want to begin inhaling, and then depress the inhaler as you are breathing in. Then, hold your breath for as long as possible to allow the medication to be absorbed into your lungs.”
Patient: “Oh, sort of like smoking pot…”
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10-19-2020
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#303
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Hollywood, M.D.
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA, HEALTH & BODY, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, PHARMACY | RIGHT | JULY 1, 2010
(A customer comes to the counter with a bleeding hand.)
Customer: “Have you got a first aid kit back there? I caught my hand and it’s bleeding.”
Me: “Of course. I’ll go get it.”
(I come back with the kit and take out some antibiotic ointment and some bandages.)
Customer: “Oh, I shouldn’t need the bandages.”
Me: “Are you sure? It’s bleeding quite a lot.”
Customer: “Well, that ointment will just fix it, won’t it?”
Me: “Pardon?”
Customer: “That stuff you’ve got in your hand; that’ll just heal it up, right?”
Me: “This helps it heal faster and prevents it from getting infected, but it doesn’t heal it immediately.”
Customer: “Don’t you have the stuff that just fixes it right away?”
Me: “I don’t believe they have anything that does that, ma’am.”
Customer: “They do, I saw it before!”
Me: “Where did you see it?”
Customer: “I saw it on some movie. I don’t want that stuff there. I want the stuff I saw in the movie. Just get that stuff and fix this already, will you?”
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10-19-2020
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#304
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Medication Frustration
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, STUPID | RIGHT | JUNE 28, 2010
Customer: “I’m picking up a prescription for [Name].”
Me: “Okay. Just a second.”
(I check the drawer for the prescription and can’t find it.)
Me: “When did you order it?”
Customer: “Well, I saw the doctor on Monday.”
Me: “So you came in on Monday?”
Customer: “No, I went to the doctor’s on Monday.”
Me: “Okay, so when did you drop your prescription off?”
Customer: “What do you mean? I went to the doctor.”
Me: “And did he give you a piece of paper that said what drugs you needed?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “That’s a prescription. You need to bring it here so that we know what you need.”
Customer: “But I saw the doctor on Monday! Why didn’t he do it?”
Me: “That’s not his job. That’s what pharmacists are for.”
Customer: “So, what, he’s a doctor but he’s not a pharmacist? Look, I saw him on Monday so he probably just did it then. You’re just not looking hard enough. Look for the things done on Monday!”
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10-19-2020
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#305
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The Truth Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | JUNE 25, 2010
Customer: “Why isn’t my prescription ready yet?”
Me: “We’re trying to get in contact with your doctor because of a problem with the prescription. Your profile says you’re allergic to penicillin. Is that correct?”
Customer: “Oh, yeah, that stuff is really bad for me!”
Me: “The medication your doctor prescribed has penicillin in it, so we’re trying to get a hold of him to find out what he wants you to take.”
Customer: “Oh, well, he wants me to take the penicillin. That’s what he wrote down, right?”
Me: “Yes, but you said you were allergic to it.”
Customer: “But he’s a doctor, so he knows what’s best. If that’s what he wrote, then just give me that.”
Me: “Well, we’ll check with him first to make sure that it’s safe for you.”
Customer: “Of course it’s safe for me or the doctor wouldn’t have prescribed it! He probably just cured my allergies. Check my old prescriptions; I bet he prescribed me something to cure my allergy!”
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10-19-2020
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#306
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High School Dropouts Work On The Pharm
BAD BEHAVIOR, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | JUNE 12, 2010
(I work as a pharmacy tech at a chain pharmacy. I am also currently in pharmacy school and will be a pharmacist one day.)
Customer: “You should be ashamed of yourself!”
Me: “I’m sorry. Can I help you with something?”
Customer: “No! I refuse to be helped by a high school dropout! You should be ashamed of yourself for working where children can see you! You are going to make them think that it is okay to not have an education!”
Me: “Ma’am, I am not a high school dropout. I have a high school diploma and I am currently in pharmacy school working towards a Doctor of Pharmacy. I am going to be a pharmacist one day.”
Customer: “Stop lying! I have never heard of a pharmacist before. You are a high school dropout!”
Manager: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes! Your employee is lying to me! She says she is going to be a pharmacist! That job doesn’t exist!”
(The manager looks at our pharmacist who is near tears from laughing so hard.)
Manager: “Ma’am, see the man over there? He’s the one who filled your prescription. He is a pharmacist.”
Customer: “No, he isn’t! He just counts pills! You don’t need school for that!”
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10-19-2020
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#307
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Discount Discounted
AT THE CHECKOUT, CALIFORNIA, JERK, MONEY, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 29, 2010
Me: “And do you have a free rewards card with us, ma’am?”
Customer: “A what? I don’t know. Maybe. I don’t know.”
Me: “If you think you have one, I can look it up by your phone number?
Customer: “My what?”
Me: *louder* “Your phone number, ma’am.”
Customer: “I don’t have one of those! I don’t think I have one! I don’t have a phone number! I don’t have one!”
Me: “Okay, ma’am, that’s fine. Your total today is $26.74, and just to let you know, you could have saved $5.90 if you had the rewards card.”
Customer: “A discount? My phone number is [number]!”
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10-19-2020
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#308
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Will Power On Aisle 2
CANADA, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 28, 2010
Teenage Girl: “Do you guys sell that contraceptive ‘abstinence’?”
Me: “Abstinence?”
Teenage Girl: “Yeah! Abstinence! I read that it’s the only 100% way to not get pregnant!”
Me: “That’s right. But, abstinence is to not have sex, like, abstain from.”
Teenage Girl: “Well, that just sucks!”
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10-19-2020
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#309
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Misunderstood “Total Coverage”
INSURANCE, MICHIGAN, PHARMACY, STUPID, USA | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 17, 2010
Me: “Our records show you’ve never had a prescription filled here before, so I’ll need an ID and your insurance.”
Customer: “Here’s my ID. I don’t have my insurance on me, but it’s through [Car Insurance Company].”
Me: “Sir, I think that’s your car insurance. Do you have health insurance?”
Customer: “You mean there’s more than one kind?”
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10-19-2020
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#310
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Feeling Pooped
HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, REVOLTING, SPOUSES & PARTNERS, USA, WISCONSIN | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 12, 2010
(A couple approaches the counter.)
Me: “Can I help?”
Customer: “Yes, can you give me advice about his stool?”
Me: “I’m sorry, I can’t give medical advice. Perhaps you’d like to speak to our pharmacist, or consult your doctor?”
Customer: “No, I’m sure they’re very busy. I just want someone to tell me if it’s normal.”
Me: “The law says I can’t give advice. Let me get the pharmacist.”
Customer: “No, really, I have some here.” *whips out a clear bag of poo on the counter* “See, it’s all gritty. That’s not normal, is it? Do you have pills for that?”
Me: “Ma’am, you might want to take that to your doctor. We can’t accept biological waste.”
Customer: *to her husband* “See, Joe, I told you it was wrong. That’s why I save them.”
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10-19-2020
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#311
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Rectify The Situation
HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY, UK, WORDPLAY | RIGHT | AUGUST 12, 2010
Customer: “Hi there, do you sell rectums?”
Me: “I’m sorry, what?”
Customer: “Rectums. I need a rectum. Do you sell them?”
Me: “Why do you need it?”
Customer: “I have some tablets here and it says ‘insert via rectum’ and as I don’t have one, I thought I better buy one.”
Me: “I think I better call the pharmacist in.”
(I called the pharmacist in who explained to the man exactly what a rectum is. He left, red-faced.)
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10-19-2020
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#312
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Identity Theft Is Childs Play
AT THE CHECKOUT, CHILDREN, IOWA, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | JANUARY 14, 2011
(I am a customer in line. There is a woman with a four-year-old finishing up their purchase.)
Me: “Here’s your change.”
Four-Year-Old: “Mommy, can I do the scribbles?”
Customer: “No, honey. I paid with cash, not my credit card.”
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10-19-2020
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#313
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Looking Down The Barrel Of A Smoking Gum
HEALTH & BODY, MADISON, OVERHEARD, PHARMACY, USA, WISCONSIN | RIGHT | JANUARY 3, 2011
(I hear this conversation in my checkout line.)
Customer #1 : “Oh, my God, I love that nicotine gum! It makes my mouth feel all numb.”
Customer #2 : “You know that stuff’s going to get you addicted to cigarettes, right?”
Customer #1 : “Nah! That stuff gets you un-addicted to them and I don’t smoke. I’m fine!”
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10-19-2020
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#314
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Children Get Sick Periodically
FAMILY & KIDS, FUNNY, HEALTH & BODY, NEW YORK, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, PHARMACY, REVOLTING, USA | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 19, 2010
(A woman walks into the store with her young daughter. Her daughter looks feverish and is sniffling.)
Customer: “Oh, look, honey. They have candy bars. Go get yourself one while mommy shops for her things.”
(The little girl walks up to the counter and takes a candy bar.)
Me: “Are you feeling okay, little girl?”
Daughter: “My mommy says as long as she gets her tampons, I’ll feel better.”
(The girl suddenly vomits all over the candy bars and on the counter.)
Daughter: “QUICK, MOMMY! GET YOUR TAMPONS!”
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10-19-2020
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#315
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Ear-Waxing Lyrical About Bad Service
BAD BEHAVIOR, ENGLAND, FUNNY, HEALTH & BODY, LONDON, PHARMACY, UK | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 1, 2010
Customer: “I’ve come to pick up my prescription.”
Me: “Oh, I’m really sorry. Due to extenuating circumstances we don’t have a pharmacist at the moment so legally I can’t give out any prescriptions. But if you wait five minutes, a replacement pharmacist will be here and then you can take it.”
Customer: “But I need it. Give it to me!”
Me: “I understand your problem but I would be breaking the law if I gave it to you.”
Customer: “I work in the pharmaceutical industry and I know for a fact you are lying! Give it to me now!”
(The pharmacist arrives and I explain the problem.)
Pharmacist: “I’m really sorry for the inconvenience but my colleague was right, There was nothing she could do. But now that I’m here, you can take your prescription.”
Customer: “Your colleague is a cruel, moral-less b**** with the intelligence of a moron. She has endangered my life! I shall take this to court and win!” *storms out*
Me: *to pharmacist* “What was in her prescription?”
Pharmacist: “Drops for excessive ear wax.”
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10-19-2020
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#316
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Retired & Extremely Dangerous
BAD BEHAVIOR, GEORGIA, PHARMACY, RUDE & RISQUE, USA | RIGHT | OCTOBER 18, 2010
Me: “Thank you for calling [Pharmacy]. May I help you?”
Elderly Female Customer: “I would like to get these two of my medications refilled and I want to pick them up tomorrow afternoon.”
Me: “Okay, ma’am, that will be fine. Is there anything else I can do for you?”
Elderly Female Customer: “Honey, you can come to my house and do me anytime.”
Me: “I, uh, oh, uh…”
Elderly Female Customer: “I hope I didn’t offend you, but I’m old so I can say things like that!”
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10-21-2020
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#317
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Where The Sun Don’t Shine, Bungholio
PATIENTS, PHARMACY, STUPID, USA | HEALTHY | MAY 12, 2009
Customer: “These things don’t work! They are hard to swallow and I nearly choked to death.”
Me: “Ma’am, they are suppositories. You don’t swallow them; you insert them rectally.”
Customer: “What does that mean?”
Me: “You unwrap them and insert them in your rectum.”
Customer: “What’s my rectum?”
Me: “Ma’am, please forgive me, but your rectum is your butthole.”
Customer: “Well, up yours, too!” *stalks off*
(This is not the first time someone misunderstood when we explained how to use a suppository. It’s the only time we can tell a patient, “Up yours,” and get away with it!)
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10-21-2020
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#318
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Super Absorbent For Those Mentally Heavy Days
EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 23, 2009
(An elderly man calls up to the store.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Pharmacy]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yes, my granddaughter came to visit me, and she bought me a birthday gift. It’s on the kitchen table, but I’m not sure what it is.”
Me: “Okay, well, what can you tell me about the product?”
Customer: “Well, the box says ‘K-O-T-E-X’. Can you tell me what that is, honey? What it’s used for? I just can’t figure it out.”
Me: Well, sir… that’s a feminine hygiene product.”
Customer: “Feminine hygiene? What’s the product for? I just can’t figure it out.”
Me: “Sir… it’s for women on their period.”
Customer: “Why would my granddaughter buy me Kotex?”
Me: “I don’t know, sir. Maybe you should ask her that.”
Customer: “So can I still use them to stir my Kool-Aid with? Because that’s what I’ve been using them for.”
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10-21-2020
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#319
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Yeah, Definitely Contraindicated
DRUGS, EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 21, 2009
(A patient walks up to the pick-up window looking like he just came from the emergency room.)
Me: “Hello, sir, how can I help you?”
Customer: “I wanna drop this off…” *hands me an ER prescription*
Me: “Sir, this is the pick-up window. You need to drop off the prescription at the drop off window.”
Customer: “Where’s that?”
Me: “The counter at the entrance to the room with the big sign that says “Drop Off Window’.”
Customer: “Where?”
Me: “You know, you already waited in line so I’ll just take the prescription here. Have you ever had any medication here before?”
Customer: “I don’t know; have I?”
Me: “I’ll take that as a no. Do you have any allergies to medication?”
Customer: “Well, when I mix heroin and battery acid, I get a rash.”
Me: “…I’ll make a note on that.”
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10-21-2020
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#320
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Bilingual Secret Shame
PHARMACY | RIGHT | APRIL 20, 2009
Customer: “Excuse me, what are diaper couches?”
Me: “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “Diaper couches.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m not sure what you mean.”
Customer: *points to the boxes of diapers* “That box! It says ‘diaper couches’.”
Me: *suddenly understanding* “Ma’am, that box says diapers, and then it says ‘couches’. That’s the French word for diapers.”
Customer: *looks around, then whispers* “Don’t tell anyone!” *leaves*
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