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It’s Going To Be One Of Those Months
PHARMACY | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 25, 2017
(I work in a dispensary (basically a pharmacy) and we’re only allowed to give out one month’s supply of medication at any given time. This isn’t by our choice; it’s a standard set by the board. One patient comes in to get her medication. I go and get her prescription and she pays when this happens
Patient: “Excuse me, this is only a month’s supply. The doctor told me I was on a three month course.”
Me: “Yes, that’s right. We’re only allowed to give out a month’s worth of medication at a time.”
Patient: “But the doctor told me I was on this for three months.”
(At this point, one of the older dispensers behind me chimes in.)
Colleague: “It’s a three month course, meaning that you’re on that medication for three months, but we can only give out one month at a time.”
Patient: “Can I speak to the doctor about this?”
Colleague: “You could but this isn’t a standard set by us. It’s a nation-wide standard.”
Patient: “So I have to come in once a month and pay?!”
Colleague: “Yes.”
Patient: “This is extortion! I would like a complaint form!”
(After about another five minutes of this back and forth, the patient finally went on her way. Do you know what our ‘extortionate’ price is for keeping people alive? £8.05.)
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Numb Thumb Dum Dum
PHARMACY | RIGHT | FEBRUARY 9, 2017
(A customer comes into the pharmacy and approaches the back desk.)
Pharmacist: “Good afternoon. How can I help you?”
(The customer raises their hand and shows the pharmacist their hand, their thumb is blue and turning a dark colour.)
Customer: “Oh, hi. The other day I accidentally smacked my thumb with a hammer and it’s gone blue and I can’t feel anything… Should I go see a doctor?”
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10-15-2020
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That Request Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On
PHARMACY | WORKING | JANUARY 13, 2017
(A customer had called our store about a discrepancy with a price from her insurance. The pharmacist thinks he found the issue and is relaying the information to the customer.)
Pharmacist: “All right, cross your fingers and toes and hope that this works!”
(I didn’t think much of it and went back to my work. When he hangs up, he starts laughing.)
Me: “What’s up?”
Pharmacist: “You know the customer I was on the phone with? Mrs. [Name]?”
Me: “Yeah?”
Pharmacist: “I told her to cross her fingers and toes that her insurance would work.”
Me: “What about it?”
Pharmacist: “I just remembered she doesn’t have legs!”
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10-15-2020
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Splitting Hairs Over The Definition
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JANUARY 11, 2017
Customer: “I have a question about the dry shampoo. It says here on the can that it’s flammable. Does that mean if I spray too much on my hair and go out in the sun my hair will catch fire?”
(Speechless, not sure if she was joking, I quickly reassured her that the flammable message was about leaving the actual can near heat, and her hair wouldn’t catch fire when she went out into the sun.)
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10-15-2020
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Acting Like She Was Born Yesterday
PHARMACY | RIGHT | JANUARY 3, 2017
(I’m waiting in line at the pharmacy; there’s one other gentleman in front of me, and then a fairly stereotypical “little old lady” up at the counter. I try not to judge, but…)
Lady: “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand.”
Pharmacist: “I just need you to give me your birth date for the system.”
Lady: “But those are my pills.”
Pharmacist: “I know, but I need to be able to type your birth date into the computer.”
Lady: “I don’t understand. I gave you my name.”
Pharmacist: “Yes, ma’am, but I need both your name AND your birth date.”
Lady: “Do I look like I’m too young to get pills?”
Pharmacist: “It’s not how old you are, ma’am. We just need the confirmation so we don’t give the wrong pills to the wrong person.”
Lady: “But they’re MY pills.”
Pharmacist: “Yes, ma’am. Please, just tell me the month and day you were born on…”
(This goes in a loop for about seven minutes, with the line getting longer and longer. Finally she relents and gives her birthdate… And takes another ten minutes trying to sort out how to use the credit card reader, refusing to let either the pharmacist or anyone else help her. Finally, she gets done, shuffles away, and the gentleman in front of me is called up.)
Man: “I’m picking up for [Man], my birthday is [Date], my phone number is [Number], my address is [Address], my first born’s name is [Son], and you can HAVE him if it speeds this up!”
(The rest of us, including the pharmacist, burst out laughing!)
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The Grinch Who Can’t Accept Checks
PHARMACY, RETAIL | RIGHT | DECEMBER 27, 2016
(It’s Christmas Day, and I work at a pharmacy retail store that is part of a very large chain. We are a 24 hour store, and we don’t close on Christmas, so we’re usually the only place open. Christmas Day sales are mostly batteries and last minute gift cards, and there’s been a steady stream of customers all morning. During a lull, an older woman walks in.)
Woman: “Hello! I would like to purchase six [Store] gift cards, each one for $10.”
Me: “Okay!”
(I grab the gift cards from next to the till, and count them quickly to make sure I have the right amount.)
Woman: “Now, should I make this out to [Store]?”
(At this point, I realize that she’s writing a check, which my register won’t let me accept as payment for gift cards, so I speak up.)
Me: “Oh, unfortunately, I can’t take a check.”
Woman: “Excuse me?”
Me: “Yeah, sorry, it’s a store policy. [Chain Store #1 ] and [Chain Store #2 ] don’t either. I can take cash, credit, or debit, but that’s it.”
Woman: “Well, I don’t have a debit card, and I don’t have any cash!”
Me: “I’m sorry, but I still can’t accept a check.”
Woman: “You, young man, have just ruined Christmas!”
(I told my manager about what the customer said, and was known as “The Grinch” for the rest of the holiday season!)
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10-15-2020
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Google: Old School
PHARMACY | RIGHT | DECEMBER 14, 2016
(I’m a pharmacy technician. One day I’m working the phones when I get this interesting call. I pick up and it’s an elderly woman on the other end.)
Me: “[Company], [My Name] speaking. How can I help?”
Customer: “Yes, do you do pneumonia vaccines?”
Me: “Actually we do. Did you want to come in for one?”
Customer: “How many types do you have?”
Me: “There’s two different vaccines, [Vaccine #1 ], and [Vaccine #2 ]. They’re good for about five years each.”
Customer: “Okay, and how do you spell that?”
Me: *confused* “I’m sorry?”
Customer: “How do you spell the vaccine names?”
(I spell out the vaccine names for her.)
Customer: “So do I add pneumonia after the name of the vaccine?”
Me: *finally putting together that she’s trying to type in the names for an Internet search* “No, just the names should be fine.”
Customer: “Okay, thank you!”
Me: “No problem. Have a good day now.”
Coworker: “What was that about?”
Me: “I think I just did an over-the-phone Google search.”
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10-15-2020
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Suddenly Thankful For Health Insurance
PHARMACY | RIGHT | DECEMBER 13, 2016
(I work as a pharmacist in a pharmacy inside a department store. This takes place on Black Friday and the entire store has massive sales going on; however, the pharmacy is just running under normal business hours. This is the first but not last occurrence this entire day.)
Patient: “You guys are open today?”
Me: “Yes, we are. Just normal hours today, though.”
Patient: “So that means I get my prescriptions half off, right?”
Me: “No, that’s not how it works.”
Patient: “But the entire store is on sale. You guys should be, too!”
Me: “Well, there’s no Black Friday in the pharmacy.”
Patient: “YOU SHOULD!”
Me: “Tell you what; I can give you 30% off the cash price of your prescription. I can’t discount insurance, but I can work with the cash price. Just don’t tell anyone I’m doing this.”
Patient: “Sure!”
Me: “Okay, the cost of your prescription with the discount is… [price around $3000].”
Patient: “What?! I pay $5 normally!”
Me: “Well, that’s the cost of the prescription, so take it or leave it.”
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Your Pick’N’Mix Selection Is Depressing
PHARMACY | WORKING | NOVEMBER 25, 2016
(I’m in the pharmacy waiting to pick up my regular prescription, which is two-month’s worth of anti-depressant. Unfortunately, the pharmacy only has one box left of my dosage that day, so I’m about to ask for a ticket to come back tomorrow to finish my order, when the woman serving me – not the chemist – leaves me dumbfounded. )
Worker: “Oh, we only have one box left; do you just want to try something else?”
Me: *after a couple of stunned seconds* “Um, what?”
Worker: “Since we only have one box left, do you want to just take something else?”
Me: *after another few seconds of staring blankly at her* “Yeah, I’m pretty sure I can’t just mix and match anti-depressants like that. Doesn’t sound like a good idea.”
Worker: “Oh. Right, then.”
(I was still stunned when the actual chemist came over to give me my medication and the ticket to pick up my other box I was owed. You would think an employee handling medication would be aware switching up and mixing anti-depressants like that would do more harm than good!)
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Minimum Wage Gets Minimum Recognition
PHARMACY | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 18, 2016
(A man has come to the registers and is buying some travel sized shampoos.)
Customer: “I’m going overseas for a while. Thought I’d stock up.”
Me: “Oh, that’s exciting. Where are you heading?”
Customer: “India, Spain, and then Morocco for a year. It should be good.”
Me: “I’m so jealous! I’d love to go travelling when I can find the money.”
Customer: “You already have the money. You’re just spending it on other things.”
Me: *deadpan* “Yes, like rent. And food.”
(The man didn’t seem to comprehend that not everyone can afford to go overseas at all, much less for a year!)
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About To Be Charged For (Theft) Of Battery
PHARMACY, RETAIL | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 16, 2016
(A male customer comes in, walks up to the counter, and puts a package of batteries on the counter.)
Customer: “I want to return these.”
Me: “May I have your receipt, please?”
Customer: “I don’t have a receipt.”
Me: “Then I will need a government issued ID.”
Customer: “I have a college ID.”
Me: “I am sorry, sir. It must be a valid government issued ID.”
(He hands me the college ID.)
Me: “I am sorry, sir. This ID isn’t government issued.”
Customer: “Fine, then I won’t return ’em. Stupidest f****** rule ever.”
(The customer proceeds to wander around the store looking around, and then returns to the front counter with his hands empty.)
Customer: “I lost my batteries.”
Me: “Okay, sir, I can have an employee help you look for them.”
(I wave an employee over and assign him to help the customer look for the batteries. They head out to the floor to look. The customer selects a few items as he is looking around. Then all of a sudden, with his hands full, he casually walks right past the cashier and out the front door. I walk up to the doorway and yell.)
Me: “Sir, you need to come back in and pay for those items.”
Customer: “Why? You stole my d*** batteries!”
(I watch him get in his car. I get the license plate number and call the police and give them a general direction the customer headed. The police call me back fifteen minutes later.)
Officer: “We caught the suspect. He was trying to return the items you described as stolen to the [Drugstore] across the street from you.”
Me: “What?! Wow! Okay … uh… hmm.”
Officer: “Yeah, I know. Sometimes I can’t wrap my mind around how some people can be so stupid either.”
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Please Leave A Message After The Snappy Tone
PHARMACY | RIGHT | NOVEMBER 15, 2016
(My dad is the pharmacy manager and is bringing me in to job shadow him and his coworkers. My dad is well-known and well liked among most of his customers and has never shown anyone disrespect before, being an easy-going and reasonable man. He’s in the middle of unlocking the pharmacy as it is ten minutes before opening, and already there is someone at the drive-thru.)
Customer: *immediately as the technician turns on the speaker* “Why aren’t you guys answering your d*** phone?!”
Technician: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we only just opened. Can I help you with anything?”
Customer: “You can get me my prescription. How dare you keep me waiting any longer than I already have?!” *note that she only just got here, as have we*
Technician: “All right, ma’am. Just one moment.”
(The technician takes her information before turning around and give me a knowing exaggerated look. I resist giving the customer the finger as she huffs and turns to her daughter in the passenger seat who rolls her eyes as the technician talks to my dad. My dad comes over to speak with her and give her her medicine.)
Dad: “I’m really sorry for the wait, ma’am, but we haven’t opened the pharmacy yet. Here is your prescription.”
Customer: “You WOULD’VE known I was coming if you just answered your d*** phone!”
Dad: *with high level of patience and positivity that I can only ever hope to achieve* “I’m sorry ma’am, but again, we have only just started opening the pharmacy. There was no one here to answer the phone until two minutes ago. I hope you have a good day.”
Customer: “Don’t get snappy with me! You should always answer the phone!” *drives off*
Dad: *shrugs at me* “She’s not a regular. She probably doesn’t know our hours.”
(Everyone got back to work and the rest of the day went on pretty peacefully. It was only later that my dad checked the phone and found thirteen unheard messages, from 2:43 am, 3:11 am, 4:13 am, etc. All of them had no actual messages and were silent. Three guesses who they were all from and the first two don’t count.)
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10-15-2020
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Card Barred
PHARMACY | WORKING | NOVEMBER 5, 2016
Clerk #1 : “Do you have a loyalty card?”
Me: “No, I lost it.”
Clerk #1 : *continues ringing up items* “This is on sale. If you’d had your card, you could have had the discount. Ooh, this one would have been a BIG discount if you’d had a card.”
Me: “Could you use the store’s courtesy card?”
Clerk #1 : “No, we don’t do that anymore.”
Me: “Well, would it be possible for me to get a new card?”
Clerk #1 : “No, we don’t do that either.”
Me: “Really? No customers can’t get a new card anymore.”
Clerk #1 : “Nope.” *continues ringing up items, STILL commenting on how much money I could have saved if I’d had my card*
Me: *to different check-out clerk, a few minutes later* “Is it true that [Company] doesn’t allow customers to apply for new cards anymore?”
Clerk #2 : “Huh? What? You can have a new card anytime you want. Do you want one right now?”
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10-17-2020
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Teenage Boys And Smutty Mags? You Don’t Say!
EDITORS' CHOICE, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, PARENTS/GUARDIANS, PHARMACY, RELIGION, RUDE & RISQUE | RIGHT | MAY 19, 2008
Angry Old Woman: “Excuse me! I am very upset because you sold my young grandson p*rnography!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we don’t sell p*rnography.”
Angry Old Woman: “Get me the manager, now!”
Manager: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?”
Angry Old Woman: “Your pervert cashier sold my grandson p*rnography!”
Manager: “Are you sure about that? We don’t sell anything like that here.”
Angry Old Woman: “Do you think I’m stupid? I saw it with my own eyes! It had naked women and he told me he bought it here with no problem!”
Manager: “Could you show me on the shelf what it was?”
(She goes over to the magazines, and points at Maxim.)
Angry Old Woman: “It was this one! See? Right here! Where any child could see!”
Manager: “Ma’am, this magazine is not p*rnography. Granted, the women are scantily clad in a few pictures but they aren’t naked and there is no age restriction on its sale.”
Angry Old Woman: “I know p*rnography when I see it, and this is very offensive. How could you sell it to young children?”
Manager: “Well, actually our store policy dictates that we won’t sell this to a young child even though it is still legal. How old is your grandson?”
Angry Old Woman: “He’s only sixteen!”
Manager: *rolls eyes* “I don’t want to offend your moral beliefs, Ma’am, but if your sixteen year old grandson wants to look at women in bikinis there is no force on earth that is going to stop it. Seriously.”
Angry Old Woman: “The power of Jesus can stop it! The power of Christ should compel you to remove this magazine from your shelves!”
Manager: “Right… Real quick, ma’am, before I get back to work, can I ask you a question? Does your grandson have Internet access?”
Angry Old Woman: “What does that have to do with anything?”
Manager: “A lot, and I think that the power of Christ should compel you to learn how to look up his browser history. Have a good day.”
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How About Some Ritalin While You’re At It
INSURANCE, MONEY, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | MAY 7, 2008
(Our insurance transmitter was experiencing problems, so we were unable to transmit to any insurance companies when filling prescriptions. I explained this to one customer, who decided to sit and wait for a while to see if the transmitter would come back up. Meanwhile, another customer came in with a prescription.)
New Customer: “Hi, I’d like this filled please.”
Me: *explains transmitter problem*
New Customer: “Oh that’s okay, I don’t have insurance.”
Me: “No problem, we’ll have it ready in just a few minutes.”
Original Customer: “Wait! I was ahead of her! Why isn’t mine ready!?”
Me: “We are still waiting for the insurance transmitter to come back up, sir.”
Original Customer: “Well how did you fill hers!”
New Customer: “I pay cash, I don’t have prescription coverage.”
Original Customer: “Well I pay cash too!”
Me: “You want to just get it at retail price, and not use insurance?”
Original Customer: “Yes! I have cash! I’ll pay for it, just fill it now!”
(Five minutes later…)
Me: “Okay, sir, we’ve got you ready. The total comes to $35.99.”
Original Customer: “WHAT! My co-pay is only $3.00!”
Me: “Sir, you said you wanted to go ahead and pay cash price since the insurance transmitter is still down.”
Original Customer: “I do have cash! See?” *shows wallet with cash in it* “Why is it $35?! You people don’t know anything! I’m taking my business elsewhere!”
Me: *facepalm*
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We Can Also Give It Lots Of Benadryl
EDITORS' CHOICE, IGNORING & INATTENTIVE, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | APRIL 28, 2008
(Our new drugstore is assigned a phone number that had previously belonged to the animal shelter. We ALWAYS answer the phone with our store name and hours, but people don’t always listen. This becomes annoying, but one of my coworkers likes to have fun with it.)
Caller: “Uh, yeah. I have this raccoon in my backyard.”
Coworker: “Hmm… that’s nice.”
Caller: “Yeah, well it seems to be acting strangely… like it’s crazy.”
Coworker: “What do you want me to do about it?”
Caller: “Well, you should do your job and come out and get rid of it! Isn’t that why I pay my taxes?”
Coworker: “Okay, then. Give me your address.”
Caller: *gives out address*
Coworker: “All right, after I close the drugstore I’ll be over with my shotgun around midnight. There will be a loud noise, so warn your neighbors. Since I don’t work for your taxes, just tape a $20 bill inside your mailbox, more if you want a fancy burial. Have a nice day!” *click*
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Back In My Day, Pills Fell Like Mana From The Heavens
EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, IMPOSSIBLE DEMANDS, PHARMACY | RIGHT | MARCH 13, 2008
(I was cashiering the closing shift on a Sunday night. The pharmacy closes earlier than the rest of the store on weekends. A customer comes in at 9:30pm.)
Customer: “Oh sh*t! The pharmacy is closed?!”
Me: “Yes, they close at 6pm on weekends. They will open again at 8am tomorrow morning.”
Customer: “But I need a prescription filled.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but the pharmacist will not be here until 8am tomorrow morning.”
Customer: “Can’t you do it?”
Me: “No…”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “I’m not a pharmacist.”
Customer: “Don’t be a smart a**!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. Only a pharmacist can fill your prescription.”
Customer: “What is this world coming to?!” *storms out*
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Speak For Yourself
EDITORS' CHOICE, JERK, PHARMACY, USA | RIGHT | AUGUST 28, 2008
Customer: “Excuse me!”
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “My wife sent me in here to pick up some chestnut brown and I can’t find it.”
Me: “Okay, is that makeup or hair color?”
Customer: “I don’t know; she just said chestnut brown.”
Me: “Do you happen to remember the brand name?”
Customer: “No! She just said chestnut brown. Weren’t you listening?”
Me: “Well, it sounds like hair dye to me. Let’s have a look.”
(We both go to the hair coloring aisle and I start to look through every shade in every brand. The man does not help at all; it takes me ten minutes.)
Me: “Here you go, sir. This is Garnier hair color, chestnut brown.”
Customer: “Are you sure that’s it? I don’t want to go home and have to come back.”
Me: “You could call your wife and ask her.”
Customer: “She’s not at home. Oh, wait, hold on.”
(He pulls a piece of paper from his pocket and begins to read it.)
Customer: “Yep, Garnier chestnut brown. That’s it!”
Me: “Sir, no offense, but you could have saved us a lot of time by reading that note in the first place.”
Customer: “That’s the problem with this country. Nobody wants to work anymore!”
Me: “Yeah, that’s our problem.
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R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại
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He Shoots, He Misses
PHARMACY | RIGHT | AUGUST 13, 2008
(I used to work at a drug store. From time to time, the pharmacy portion of the store wouldn’t open because there wasn’t a pharmacist to do so. A customer reads the closed sign…)
Customer: “What’s the meaning of this?!”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. The pharmacy is closed today because we don’t have a pharmacist.”
Customer: “People are SICK! They need their MEDICATION!”
Me: “I wish there was something I could do, sir, but–”
Customer: “You know what this is? Do you?! Two words! TWO WORDS! UN-ACCEPTABLE!”
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#260
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R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 113,184
Thanks: 7,364
Thanked 46,290 Times in 12,891 Posts
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Thirteen Bucks Can Buy A Lot Of Beans
EDITORS' CHOICE, HEALTH & BODY, MONEY, PHARMACY | RIGHT | AUGUST 4, 2008
Customer: “I hear there’s this stuff you can put on your food that won’t give you gas.”
Me: “Oh, yeah… it’s called Beano. Put a couple of drops on your food and the enzymes in it prevent the food from giving you gas.”
Customer: “So, you have it?”
Me: “Yep. I’ll show you.”
(We walk over to the shelf where Beano is kept. I show him the little 3 or 4 oz. bottle; a little goes a long way with that stuff.)
Me: “This is it.”
Customer: “How much?”
Me: “$12.99.”
Customer: “For THAT little bottle? S***, I’ll just fart!”
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