Cat Poop: It’s What’s For Dinner
Funny, Houston, Revolting, Texas, USA, Vet, Wordplay | Healthy | July 22, 2021
My cat’s name is Dinner; my boyfriend, who is Vietnamese American, named him. He hasn’t been feeling well (the cat), and the vet told me to bring in a fecal sample.
They are still doing business by car, so when I pull up and the vet tech comes out, I hand over the bag of poop.
Me: “This is for Dinner.”
Vet Tech: *Stammering* “Thank you?”
Then, I come to my senses.
Me: *Laughing* “It’s a sample from my cat, Dinner. The vet needs it.”
She was so professional and so polite, in spite of her “WTF” face.
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