We Liked Him Better Under Anesthesia
Harassment, Hospital, New Mexico, Patients, USA | Healthy Right | May 9, 2022
I work in surgical recovery. We sit with the patients while they wake up from anesthesia and make sure they keep breathing. It’s normally not too spicy, especially compared with some other things I could be doing right now. Health crisis, anyone?
Then, there’s this guy. He’s middle-aged, rude, and entitled, and he’s simultaneously sure that he’s HILARIOUS and that he’s the center of the universe.
As he’s being wheeled away to his room upstairs, he tells my fellow nurse, who is young, fairly attractive, and female:
Patient: “You’ve been a good dog.”
All conversation and movement stop for a long moment. We all stare, dumbfounded.
Coworker: “I’m sorry, what?”
Patient: “I said you were a good dog. It’s a compliment.”
Without further ado, he departs our lives. I glance at my coworker.
Me: “Did that really just happen?”
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