If It Makes You Feel Any Better, He’s Probably Heard That Before
Funny, Funny Names, Hospital, Nurses, Rude & Risque, Wordplay | Healthy Working | May 25, 2022
I was a nurse in a hospital. I had a patient and his name was Mr. [Patient] Comdon. I was explaining his discharge instructions, and before I walked out I said:

Me: “It was a pleasure, Mr. Condom.”

Then, I realized what I said. Neither one of us said a word, and I just walked away as fast as I could.