Booze On A Budget
Alcohol, Atlanta, Editors' Choice, Georgia, Office, Parents/Guardians, Patients, USA | Healthy | July 9, 2019
(I recently accompanied my mother to a doctor’s appointment.)
Doctor: “Okay, now, since I’m giving you [medication], no alcohol while you’re taking it.”
Mother: “Question. By ‘no alcohol,’ do you mean ‘no alcohol at all,’ or is it okay to just have one or two drinks with dinner?”
Doctor: “Well, one drink will feel like four.”
Mother: *without missing a beat* “So, I’m just saving money?”
Me: “MAHM! STAHP!”
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