Not Very Closed-Minded, Part 37 
Australia, Perth, Retail, Stupid, Western Australia | Right | July 15, 2020 
I have been recently hired to work at a new store opening at my local shopping centre. The other new employees and I are all setting up the store — stocking shelves and setting up displays. We have yet to open and we have huge signs on display in our windows advertising the grand opening. 
 
A guy walks up to one of the signs, reads the sign, moves along to next sign, reads that, and then opens the door. 
 
Customer: “Hey, are you guys open?” 
 
Supervisor: “No, we open next Thursday. It’s on the sign.” 
 
Customer: “Oh, yeah, I read them, but I thought I’d come inside and see if you were open anyway.” *Leaves* 
 
Supervisor: “Seriously?!”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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