H2-D’oh! Part 3 
Canada, Salon, Stupid, Wordplay | Right | February 14, 2018 
(Two brothers come into the salon. The older one is 17, and the younger one 11 or 12.) 
 
Older Brother: “My brother would like a water massage.” 
 
Me: “Um…” 
 
Older Brother: “Do you not do those here?” 
 
Me: “Um… No?” 
 
(I do the younger kid’s cut and send them on their way. Thirty minutes later the mom calls.) 
 
Mom: “Is your manager there? My son was told you guys don’t do shampoos there.” 
 
Me: “I think that was me. I’m so sorry. He asked for a water massage, and I just got really confused.” 
 
Mom: “Oh, I’m sorry. So, my son is just an idiot, then.”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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