That Part Of The Body NEVER Made Men Wise
Dentist, Health & Body, Sons & Daughters, USA | Related | October 18, 2019
(My son has just gotten his wisdom teeth pulled, and he’s still loopy from the drugs. He starts crying.)
Son: “Dad, they cut my penis off.”
Me: “No, they didn’t, son.”
Son: “Are you sure?
Me: “I promise, it’s still there. I wouldn’t let them cut your penis off.”
My Brother: “They tried, but he put up a fight.”
Me: *nudges him* “It’s still there.”
Son: *reaches down his pants* “THANK GOD! I STILL HAVE IT! DAD’S A HERO!”
(He doesn’t remember any of this, but my brother loves teasing him about it.)
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