Making The Best Of Uncomfortable Situations
AWESOME, CURRENT EVENTS, EMPLOYEES, MASSACHUSETTS, MEDICAL OFFICE, USA | HEALTHY | JANUARY 1, 2021
My town has put together a free test site for the health crisis for residents. I heard that the morning was swamped. People were in line for hours. I have pre-registered and I go as soon as I get out of work. Fortunately, the lines have died down significantly, and I am the second car in my line.
Unfortunately, when I check in, they have just run out of tubes. I don’t have any plans for the rest of the evening, so I don’t mind waiting. We chat a bit about how the lines have been, it being a successful event, and whatnot. Not three minutes later, another worker drives our way with another box of tubes. The two check-in workers start cheering.
Worker
#1 : “Woo-hoo!”
Worker
#2 : “Go, [Tube Worker]! You’re awesome, [Tube Worker]!”
Me: “Not all heroes wear capes!”
Worker
#1 : “You’re a hero, [Tube Worker]!”
They set me up and send me off to the testing station.
Me: “Hello!”
Worker
#3 : “Welcome! Have you done this before?”
Me: “Yeah… Once… A while ago.”
Worker
#3 : “You nervous?”
Me: “Ehhh…”
Worker
#3 : “Here’s what I like to tell people. We don’t go in any further than you would when you pick your nose… and we both know you pick your nose.”
I burst out laughing. Thanks, test site workers! You sure know how to ease tension!