Not For The Faint Of Puke
RETAIL | RIGHT | SEPTEMBER 19, 2011
(We often get calls asking about our various prank items.)
Me: “Hello, thank you for calling [magic shop]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Do you have fake barf?”
Me: “Yes, we do. What kind do you need?”
Customer: “What do you mean, ‘What kind?'”
Me: “We carry regular, extra large, super chunky, and pet puke.”
Customer: “That’s disgusting!”
Me: “You asked.”
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