When Collecting Becomes A Disease
CANADA, HOSPITAL, ONTARIO | HEALTHY | NOVEMBER 1, 2017
(I’m the weird one here. I’m speaking to my doctor about getting caught up on my vaccines.)
Doctor: “So, what brings you in today?”
Me: *off the top of my head* “I have measles, mumps, rubella, tetanus, and meningitis. Should I get hepatitis or HPV next?”
Doctor: *giving me a strange look* “I’m sorry, what do you mean?”
Me: *realizing how I just worded that* “VACCINES! I want to get all my immunizations.”
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