Science Flu Right Over Their Head 
HOSPITAL, ILLINOIS, MATH & SCIENCE, PATIENTS, STUPID, USA | HEALTHY | MARCH 6, 2020 
Nurse: *to a patient* “Do you want a flu shot while you’re here?” 
 
Patient: “No, I don’t get flu shots.” 
 
Nurse: “Oh. Have you had an adverse reaction to them?” 
 
Patient: “No. Vaccines cause cancer. I know that because I’ve been to Japan. People there aren’t vaccinated, and no one gets cancer in Japan.”
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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