Failing Medication 
PHARMACY | WORKING | APRIL 28, 2015 
(I’m trying to change to a pharmacy that’s closer to my place. I go up to the closest desk. It looks like they’ve just hired some new staff.) 
 
Me: “Hi. I need to pick up my prescription, but I usually get it at a different place. Can I get it done here instead?” 
 
Woman: “Over at the other desk. You’ll need to give them your information.” 
 
Me: “Okay…” 
 
(I go over to the other desk, only to be ignored by the trainees. The pharmacist tells one of them to help me. The same woman walks over.) 
 
Woman: “So, I need your last name and first name.” 
 
Me: “It’s [spelled out Last Name] and [spelled out First Name].” 
 
Woman: “Oh, wait, I’m not in the system! Help!” 
 
(She gets help getting in, and then gets my information again.) 
 
Woman: “So, your first name is C-A-S-E-N-D-R-A?” 
 
Me: “No. C-A-S-S-A-N-D-R-A.” 
 
Woman: “….No ‘E’, two ‘S’?” 
 
Me: “Yes.” 
 
Woman: “And your address?” 
 
Me: “[1-2-3-4] N-O-” 
 
Woman: “Wait! Too fast! [1-2-2-3]?” 
 
Me: *starting to doubt this place* “[1-2-3-4) N-O-” 
 
Woman: “‘N’ as in Norma?” 
 
Me: “…Yes. [Rest of address].” 
 
Woman: “Phone number?” 
 
Me: “YYY-ZZZ-AAAA” 
 
Woman: “It’s not showing up.” 
 
Me: *thinking I gave the wrong number* “What about YYY-WWW-AAAA?” 
 
Woman: “No… Help!” 
 
(The pharmacist comes over and clicks a button.) 
 
Woman: “Phone number?” 
 
Me: *looking up number to be sure* “YYY-ZZZ-AAAA.” 
 
Woman: “Hey, it worked! And the location to transfer from?” 
 
Me: “It’s [Location].” 
 
Woman: “Oh, I don’t know that one… Wait, is it in [same location, different name]?” 
 
Me: “Yes.” 
 
Woman: “And the medication?” 
 
Me: “It’s [Medication].” 
 
Woman: *blank look* 
 
Me: “…It’s a birth control pill.” 
 
Woman: “OH! Oh, yes, that!” 
 
Me: “When can I get it?” 
 
Woman: “What?” 
 
Me: “I usually get it in three month packs. I’m on my last month. When can I get it?” 
 
Woman: “Well, we need to call it in…. You get it as three month doses?” 
 
Me: “Yeah. I just opened my last pack. I need another three months worth. When can I get it?” 
 
Woman: “Try… later.” 
 
Me: “Thanks.” 
 
(Here’s hoping I get it!)
		 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
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