We’re Expecting A Baby! But It Could Be A Velociraptor…
CANADA, DOCTOR/PHYSICIAN, MANITOBA, MEDICAL OFFICE, WINNIPEG, WORDPLAY | HEALTHY | DECEMBER 2, 2020
I’m pregnant with my second daughter. My general practitioner is very nice but has a little trouble with English. He sends me for an ultrasound and this conversation happens at our next visit.
General Practitioner: “I have results from your ultrasound here.”
Me: “How does it look?”
General Practitioner: “You are having a monster.”
Me: *Horrified* “WHAT?”
General Practitioner: “Yes. Very big baby. Probably ten pounds.”
Me: “Oh… Thank goodness.”
I probably should have told him that “monster” is NOT the word to use when describing a baby-to-be.
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