Coming To A Painfully Obvious Realization
Canada, Extra Stupid, Hospital, Nurses | Healthy | October 5, 2018
Nurse: *while drawing blood* “Wow. I’ve stuck you, like, a dozen times, and I haven’t gotten the needle to work!”
Me: “I know. I’ve got the worst genetics — tiny, deep veins that deflate! I’d rather not be here all day.”
Nurse: “Really? Oh, I could do blood draws aaaaall day, but the second I need my blood taken I’m like, well, no! I wonder why that is?”
Me: “Because it doesn’t hurt to do it to others?”
Nurse: “Oh, my gosh, yeah! Maybe that’s it!”
(I didn’t get an IV in.)
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