Even Managers Have A Stupid Quota
Bosses & Owners, Crazy Requests, Health & Body, Money, Pharmacy, Refund | Right | October 8, 2008
(A young, angry-looking woman is standing at the pharmacy counter with a small pile of white sticks.)
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “Yeah, these pregnancy tests are all faulty. I want a refund.”
Me: “Okay. So, what happened? Were they broken or missing pieces?”
Customer: “No, they keep saying positive. I’m not pregnant.”
Me: “Um… okay. So, if you’re not pregnant, then why get the tests?”
Customer: “Get your manager!”
Me: *gets manager*
Manager: “What’s the problem?”
(I wander off at this point, called into the vitamins section. When I come back, security is taking the woman out of the store.)
Me: “What the…?”
Manager: “Twit. She just wanted her money back. I hope she has twins that cause a LOT of pain and are ugly. REAL ugly… and poop a lot!”
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