If The Zits Don’t Kill You, The Angst Will
Extra Stupid, Health & Body, Medical Office, Teenagers | Healthy Right | October 6, 2009
Me: Hello this is [Doctor’s Office]. How may I help you?”
Caller: “Help! I’ve sprouted a nipple on my forehead!”
(From the caller’s voice, I could tell that it was a female teenager.)
Me: “Excuse me? If this is a prank, I can report you–”
Caller: “No, this is not a prank! This morning I got up, and there was this huge, red lump on my forehead… and now I’ve poked it and this milk is coming out!”
Me: “Hon, that’s a pimple, not a nipple.”
Caller: “Oh…” *gasps* “Is it deadly?”
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