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florida80 · 09-21-2019

If You Act Like A Baby, You’ll Be Treated Like One

Groton, Massachusetts, Medical Office, Patients, Silly, USA | Healthy | October 25, 2018

(I’ve never been a fan of getting shots; I would faint every time I got one until I was around twelve. Despite being in my twenties at the time of this story, when I have to take an intramuscular shot, I am less than enthusiastic, gritting my teeth, planting my heels firmly into the floor, and angrily hissing “son of a w****” repeatedly.)

Nurse: “Okay, you’re all set. Are you all right?”

Me: *inhaling deeply and forcing myself to relax* “Hsss… Yeah, I’m fine… I mean, uh–” *fake baby voice* “Wah! That hurt! I want a lollipop!”

Nurse: “Do you actually wa–“

Me: “YES.”

(I got grape.)

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florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,172 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	If You Act Like A Baby, You’ll Be Treated Like One Groton, Massachusetts, Medical Office, Patients, Silly, USA \| Healthy \| October 25, 2018 (I’ve never been a fan of getting shots; I would faint every time I got one until I was around twelve. Despite being in my twenties at the time of this story, when I have to take an intramuscular shot, I am less than enthusiastic, gritting my teeth, planting my heels firmly into the floor, and angrily hissing “son of a w***” repeatedly.) Nurse: “Okay, you’re all set. Are you all right?” Me: inhaling deeply and forcing myself to relax* “Hsss… Yeah, I’m fine… I mean, uh–” fake baby voice “Wah! That hurt! I want a lollipop!” Nurse: “Do you actually wa–“ Me: “YES.” (I got grape.)