Do Not Make Contact With Your Girlfriend
Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Ignoring & Inattentive, Nashville, Restaurant, Strangers, Tennessee, USA | Romantic | October 8, 2017
(I am waiting for my boyfriend at a restaurant and this happens
Stranger With Glasses: *walks up to me* “Hey, beautiful.”
(The stranger kisses me before I can react. I freak out and punch him in the face, throwing him to the floor and knocking off his glasses.)
Me: “YOU CRAZY SICKO! Wait a minute… [Boyfriend]?”
(And that’s how I found out my boyfriend wears contacts.)