She Eats People Like You For Breakfast
Comeuppance, Fast Food, Harassment, Revolting, Rude & Risque, USA | Romantic | October 14, 2017
(My friend is working the drive-thru. After the customer gives his order and pulls to the window, this lovely exchange happens
Customer: “You know, a guy like me likes to see girls like you on her back, preferably naked.”
Friend: “You know, a girl like me likes to see guys like you in an oven, preferably with it preheated to 350 already.”
Customer: “I was just trying to be flattering.”
Friend: “You were just trying to be raunchy for shock value, and it didn’t work.”
Customer: “What if I had feelings for you?”
Friend: “Wouldn’t change mine toward you, which is hungry.”
Customer: “As in good hungry?”
Friend: “As in Hannibal hungry.”
Customer: *drives off*