A Piercing Attack From Chauvinism
Hotel, Jerk, Medford, Oregon, USA | Romantic | October 23, 2017
(I work at a world-renowned brand of high class hotels, and most people are pretty surprised when they see me in a suit with piercings in my face — I have a nose ring and spider bites on my mouth. Most people are pretty supportive and interested, or at least polite, but then this encounter happens
Me: “Good afternoon! How can I help you today?”
Elderly Gentleman: “What’s that in your face? Stitches? A birth mark?”
Me: “No, sir! They’re piercings.”
Elderly Gentleman: “Oh, God, don’t even go there. I hate that. I won’t even date someone with facial piercings.”
Me: *smiling through gritted teeth* “Well, that works for me, because I wear them as a deterrent for men who assume that I dress for their pleasure.”