It’s Not Going Swimmingly
Extra Stupid, Family & Kids, Health & Body, home, Spouses & Partners, Texas, USA | Romantic | November 10, 2017
(My husband and I have just started to try to conceive, instead of just leaving it to luck or chance. After an intimate night, he asks me to position myself so that gravity isn’t working against us. I ask that he at least hand me my phone so that I have some entertainment until I get up.)
Me: “Please, it’s just right there by you. I would have to get up to get it myself.”
Husband: “No. No distractions. I need you to completely focus on telling those swimmers to get you pregnant.”
Me: *sigh* “That’s not how it works.”
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