This Pregnancy Thing Is Beginning To Stick
California, Health & Body, home, San Francisco, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | November 12, 2017
(I have just taken a pregnancy test and discovered that I am not expecting. My husband and I are now heading out to the car to go about our day. In the elevator, my shoes make noise.)
Husband: “Did you step in something sticky?”
Me: “No, there’s just something on the floor.”
(I am amused by the sticky noises and start dancing in place, making lots of them. Then I start laughing.)
Me: “Are you sure I’m not pregnant?”
Husband: “I’m sure you’re not mature enough to be pregnant!”
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