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florida80 · 07-25-2019

This Pregnancy Thing Is Beginning To Stick

California, Health & Body, home, San Francisco, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | November 12, 2017

(I have just taken a pregnancy test and discovered that I am not expecting. My husband and I are now heading out to the car to go about our day. In the elevator, my shoes make noise.)

Husband: “Did you step in something sticky?”

Me: “No, there’s just something on the floor.”

(I am amused by the sticky noises and start dancing in place, making lots of them. Then I start laughing.)

Me: “Are you sure I’m not pregnant?”

Husband: “I’m sure you’re not mature enough to be pregnant!”

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florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,172 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	This Pregnancy Thing Is Beginning To Stick California, Health & Body, home, San Francisco, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA \| Romantic \| November 12, 2017 (I have just taken a pregnancy test and discovered that I am not expecting. My husband and I are now heading out to the car to go about our day. In the elevator, my shoes make noise.) Husband: “Did you step in something sticky?” Me: “No, there’s just something on the floor.” (I am amused by the sticky noises and start dancing in place, making lots of them. Then I start laughing.) Me: “Are you sure I’m not pregnant?” Husband: “I’m sure you’re not mature enough to be pregnant!”