Ex-Box, Part 2

Text/Chat/Email | England, UK | Romantic | January 25, 2014


(I am texting my long distance boyfriend about his Christmas present. I had it sent by courier as it’s expensive.)

Me: “So, has it arrived yet?”

Boyfriend: “No. I’m so excited. Look at my excited face! DDDDDDD”

Me: “That’s a lot of D’s…”

Boyfriend: “There’s no time for D’s baby! It’s here!”

Me: “Good I hope you love it!”

Boyfriend: “OHMYGOD! OHMYGOD! AN XBOX ONE?! There’s something I need to talk to you about… I think we should see other people :/”

(I ignored his text as I knew he’s only playing, and went to shower. When I got back I had multiple missed calls and texts from him, all saying he was joking and begging me to forgive him! One even said he’d give up his new Xbox if I’d reply to him!)