Plan Ruined By A Single Response
Bank, Bizarre, Criminal & Illegal, Harassment, Ohio, USA | Romantic | December 4, 2017
(I am a teller at a bank. An elderly man comes up to my window.)
Elderly Man: “Hello, there.”
Me: “Hi, what can I do for you?”
Elderly Man: “Are you married?”
(Older customers tend to be chatty, so I’m used to this line of questions.)
Me: “No, I’m not.”
Elderly Man: “Are you single?”
Me: *getting slightly weirded out by the way he’s looking at me* “Yes.”
Elderly Man: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
(At this point, I’m just ready for him to go, and I’ve finished his transaction.)
Me: “Yes, I do.”
Elderly Man: “Oh, too bad. I was going to kidnap you.” *calmly walks away*
(Apparently having a boyfriend means I can’t be kidnapped!)
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