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florida80 · 07-25-2019

For The Love Of Pod!

Australia, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, home, Melbourne, Silly | Romantic | December 5, 2017

Me: “You folded and put away my laundry? Who are you and what have you done with my real girlfriend!?”

Girlfriend: *starts to cough because she has the flu on top of hay-fever*

Me: “No wonder you’re sick! You’re not my real girlfriend at all! YOU’RE A DECOMPOSING POD PERSON!”

Girlfriend: “So… Want to have sex with a decomposing pod person?”

07-25-2019	#3017
florida80 R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 113,793 Thanks: 7,446 Thanked 47,172 Times in 13,137 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s) Quoted: 511 Post(s) Rep Power: 162	For The Love Of Pod! Australia, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, home, Melbourne, Silly \| Romantic \| December 5, 2017 Me: “You folded and put away my laundry? Who are you and what have you done with my real girlfriend!?” Girlfriend: starts to cough because she has the flu on top of hay-fever Me: “No wonder you’re sick! You’re not my real girlfriend at all! YOU’RE A DECOMPOSING POD PERSON!” Girlfriend: “So… Want to have sex with a decomposing pod person?”