We Do Not Cover Crazy Girlfriends
Bizarre, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Office, Ohio, Phone, USA, Wild & Unruly | Romantic | December 12, 2017
(I answer the phone in our office as part of my daily duties. Every once in a while, we get a call in this vein
Me: “Thank you for calling [Office], a part of [Company]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Caller: “I need to know who you think you are, b****!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Caller: “WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET WITH MY MAN?!”
Me: “I’m sorry. You might have a wrong number. This is an [Office] agency. We sell and administer insurance products from [Company].”
Caller: “Oh, don’t give me that s***. You’re trying to mess with my man. This number comes up on his call list every day for a week. Sometimes more than once! Who are you, and what are you doing with my man?”
Me: “Well, does he have one of our products? Perhaps we’re working with him regarding his coverage.”
Caller: “No! I know you’re just trying to steal my man! And if you call him again, I will find you!”
Me: “We are located on [Street]. Look for the [Company] sign that says [Office]. We sell coverage for homes and vehicles, as well as life and financial products.”
Caller: *hangs up*