It’s Barely Cute When A Child Does It…
Bizarre, Convenience Store, Extra Stupid, Harassment, USA, Wyoming | Romantic | December 19, 2017
(I’m standing in line when I notice the bottle of tea I’m holding has leaked all over my shoes and the floor. I let out a little cry of shock and head back to the cooler to replace it. When I get back up front, the guy who was standing behind me in line is checking out.)
Guy: *turns around* “Haha, I beat you!”
(I just stare at him incredulously.)
Guy: “So, how you doin’?”
(My eyebrows couldn’t possibly go higher.)
Guy: “Just not going to say anything, huh?”
Me: “‘Haha, I beat you.’? Are you five years old?”
Guy: *goes a little red* “No! Just, I know you were up here… but then I… I got to the counter first.”
Me: “Yup. Congratulations.”
Guy: “And, uh… You’re pretty. So, I’m hoping I could get your number.”
Me: “Wow, seriously? No. If you want a woman’s number, try acting like a man instead of a child.”
(He left in a hurry.)
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