Only So Many Times You Can Dress Up His Issues

California, home, Rude & Risque, San Francisco, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | December 24, 2017


(My husband is very fond of my breasts, and often has an adverse reaction when I get dressed.)

Me: “Honey, can you give me a hand with my bra?”

Husband: “Oh, all right…”

(He does.)

Husband: “Now you can never claim that I don’t love you.”

Me: “Why not?”

Husband: “I helped you put your boobs away.”