A Lighter Side To This Story
Engaged, home, Silly, St Louis, USA | Romantic | January 25, 2018
(My fiancé has bought my Christmas present, and can’t resist giving me a hint.)
Fiancé: “You’ll take it everywhere, and everyone will want to use it.”
Me: *joking* “Is it a handkerchief?”
Fiancé: “No.”
Me: “Is it a lighter?”
Fiancé: *looks shifty* “No…”
Me: “Is it the Zippo we saw with the American flag on it?”
Fiancé: “D*** it.” *goes into the other room, comes back, and hands me the lighter with a crestfallen and annoyed look on this face* “Now I have to think of a new present.”
(There have been no more guessing games or hints about presents. Also, I’m not allowed to have lighter fluid for it until after Christmas!)
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