Groping For A Verb
home, Illinois, Language & Words, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | February 9, 2018
(In the midst of the spate of sexual harassment stories in the media, my wife puts down the newspaper with a grunt and a sigh.)
Me: “Do I grope you or do I fondle you?”
Wife: “Both, sometimes.”
Me: “What’s the difference? Because I thought I had been gently fondling you for 42 years.”
Wife: “Groping is when I don’t want to be fondled.”
Me: “…”
Wife: “Shut up.”
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