Romance Is Not In The Cards
Bizarre, Harassment, Outdoors, Strangers, UK | Romantic | March 3, 2018
(I am shopping in my town’s high street when a woman approaches me. I am male.)
Woman: “You have a very beautiful aura. I can tell you are a fervent believer in the Abrahamic God. Perhaps you and your wife, if you have one of course—” *suggestive look* “—would be interested in joining [Local Church]?”
Me: “Umm, actually, I’m an atheist, and my boyfriend is a Buddhist, so I don’t think [Local Church] would suit us very well.”
(She looks at me like I’ve just grown an extra head and walks away. I finish my shopping and head toward home, only to see her again walking up to a bin. She takes out a pack of cards and a large crystal.)
Woman: “These things are f****** useless!”
(She dropped them in the bin and left. Curious, I took a look. They were tarot cards.)
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