Maybe Some People Shouldn’t Breed
Extra Stupid, home, Spouses & Partners, USA, Virginia | Romantic | April 13, 2018
(My husband and I have decided to try for a baby. Due to a medical issue, I have never been able to take hormonal birth control, so we’ve always used other methods. This takes place when we are getting intimate, and I am very sleep-deprived after a long week at work.)
Me: “Wait, wait, babe. Slow down.”
Husband: *pulls away from me, confused* “What’s up?”
Me: “We almost forgot.” *begins rummaging in the bedside cabinet*
Husband: “What are you looking for?”
Me: “A condom. Are we out?”
Husband: *pauses* “Think about that for a minute
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