View Single Post
Old 07-20-2019   #2842
florida80
R11 Độc Cô Cầu Bại
 
florida80's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 113,793
Thanks: 7,446
Thanked 47,149 Times in 13,135 Posts
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Tagged: 0 Thread(s)
Quoted: 511 Post(s)
Rep Power: 161
florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11
florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11florida80 Reputation Uy Tín Level 11
Default

No Need To Be Mooby About It

Best Friends, College & University, Flirting, Silly, UK | Romantic | April 16, 2018


(I’m in a bar during my first week of university and have sat down by the dance floor to rest for a minute. A student I vaguely recognise from my halls comes and sits next to me. I am female.)

Guy: “Hey, how about I buy you a drink, and then we can get out of here?”

Me: “Ah, I’m really sorry. I’m a lesbian.”

(This is true.)

Guy: *thinks for a minute* “I have moobs?”

(I immediately twigged that he wasn’t serious, and he’s been one of my best friends for the last seven years. I was even his best woman when he got married
florida80_is_offline  
 
Page generated in 0.10972 seconds with 9 queries