Adventures Of The Lesbian Thespian
Harassment, Jerk, LGBTQ, Ohio, School, Strangers, USA | Romantic | May 31, 2018
(It is the 1980s. I’m male with long hair but can’t be considered feminine by any stretch of the imagination. I try out for a part in the school play. I’m hanging out with friends afterwards, discussing various actors and actresses whose methods we like.)
Me: “You know, my parents would be so upset if they knew I wanted to be a thespian.”
(At that point, a young woman nearby jumps up from her table and storms over to where I’m at.)
Woman: “You don’t have to pitch your voice so low if you want to be a lesbian!”
(I blink and look over to where she’s hovering an inch away from me.)
Me: “Lesbian? Well, I do like women, so… but no, we’re talking about thespians. You know, actors and actresses.”
Woman: “It’s okay to be a lesbian. I’m one. Why are you trying to look all manly?”
Me: “Uh, because I am a man.”
Woman: *now screeching* “No, you’re not! Why are you trying to act all butch? Is it because of your friends?”
(She then started screaming at them for trying to get me to act male. I didn’t know what else to do, so I stood up and grabbed my crotch and yelled, “To thine own self be true!” It was then that she realize that I was indeed a man, turned bright red, and stormed off. Every since that day, I’ve been called the lesbian thespian by my friends.)
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