When Tea Can Be Extra Hot
home, Massachusetts, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | June 1, 2018
(My husband’s name starts with T. There is a saying, “She just wants the D,” meaning a woman is interested in certain male attention. We are lying in bed and my husband starts rubbing up against me. He asks if I have any plans to get up and I respond jokingly
Me: “I just want the T.”
(My husband stops what he is doing.)
Husband: “Oh.”
(A moment later he gets out of bed.)
Me: “Where are you going?
Husband: “You wanted tea.”