It Was A Clean Attack
Boyfriend/Girlfriend, California, Phone, Silly, Technology, USA | Romantic | June 5, 2018
(My boyfriend and I have been playing separate computer games while on a voice call with each other. We have been silent for a while, but then I hear snoring.)
Me: “[Boyfriend], wake up. Wake up! [Boyfriend]! Wake up!”
Boyfriend: “Hm? Wha?”
Me: “You fell asleep. You should probably go to bed.”
Boyfriend: “Aw, but–NO! F***! S***! NO! GET AWAY! BAD! F***! F*** OFF, YOU DEMON VACUUM! No, no, f***, f***, GET AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER!”
Me: “Uh… Dear? This in your game or in real life?”
Boyfriend: “Real life. My roommate’s roomba came to life and tried to attack my computer tower…”
(His computer was fine, but I think that thoroughly woke the both of us.)
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