Burping Gets You Some Hangups
Arizona, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, home, Phoenix, Silly, Telemarketing, USA | Romantic | July 17, 2018
(Due to being a small business owner, I get all types of spam calls, but due to the clientele and our cloud-based services, I can’t afford to not answer the phone, as it may be a client’s phone number I’m just not familiar with. A particularly dense and determined telemarketer calls me repeatedly from one of those “unknown ID” lines that are impossible to trace. I am getting fed up with them, and so is my girlfriend. She decides to answer the call since my attempts thus far to get them to stop have been unsuccessful
Girlfriend: *sultry voice* “Are you ready for something hot and satisfying?”
Telemarketer: “…huh?”
(My girlfriend lets out a low and guttural belch into the phone and hangs up.)
Me: “You are disgusting.”
Girlfriend: “But effective!”
(She was right; they didn’t call back!)