Two Heads Are Better Than One
Chicago, Extra Stupid, Health & Body, Illinois, Medical Office, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | September 15, 2018
(I love my husband to pieces, but when he’s sleep-deprived, the absolute dumbest crap comes out of his mouth. Example: After working multiple night shifts as a police officer on an incredibly busy holiday weekend, he insists on coming with me to my first sonogram appointment instead of getting some much-needed rack time.)
Technician: “Okay, there’s your baby’s head! And… oh, my.”
Me: “What? What’s wrong?”
Technician: “Oh, there’s another one in there!”
Husband: *horrified* “Our baby has two heads?!”
Me: *forcing down the laughter* “No, honey, we’re having twins. I think I’m driving us home.”
Husband: *face firmly in palm* “Okay, yeah, that’s fair.”
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