Giving Him An Earful
Alabama, Boyfriend/Girlfriend, home, Huntsville, Silly, USA | Romantic | September 25, 2018
(My boyfriend and I are lying in bed watching TV. We are spooning, with me as the big spoon. He is really talented at watching TV and forgetting the world around him. I kiss his ear and he jumps up, freaking out.)
Boyfriend: “What the heck, babe?! Were you trying to slice my ear open or something?”
Me: *deadpan* “No, I need something sharp to do that.”
Boyfriend: “Oh. Yeah, that’s true.”
(He snuggles back against me for a second before saying
Boyfriend: “I don’t know which is worse…”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “That that is your answer to why you didn’t slice my ear open, or that I accepted it without a second thought.”