Somehow Seriously Suggestive Sentences
Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Language & Words, Long Distance, Phone, Silly, USA | Romantic | November 18, 2018
(My boyfriend and I have a tricky arrangement where he works almost two hours away and stays there rather than commuting every day. He usually comes home for a long weekend, but something comes up and he has to stay for two weeks.)
Me: “I wish you were here. For snuggling. And smooching.”
Boyfriend: *laughs* “And other things that begin with S?”
Me: “Slow-dancing?”
Boyfriend: “No, the other thing.”
Me: “Supper by candlelight?”
Boyfriend: “Noooo…”
Me: “A sweet sunset stroll, holding handssssssss?”
Boyfriend: “Good alliteration, but no, try again.”
Me: “Wait, did I already say smooching?”
Boyfriend: “Yes.”
Me: “What about esssssssss-kimo kisses?”
Boyfriend: “Wow.”
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