It’s About The Turkey, See The Stuffing, The Potatoes Are So Mellow, I Yam What I Yam
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In memory of our little experiment with a different style of titles, we offer up a Thanksgiving spread of stories with absolutely normal titles. Feast upon some of our best-loved tales of the foods of Thanksgiving, including some all-time favorites!
Talking Turkey – Sometimes it’s the simple things.
Going Red About The Green – What’s the matter, pumpkin pie?
A Barrel Of Laughs – By any chance, did the writer fall in… and were they wearing green? It would explain the previous story…
Not Talking Turkey This Thanksgiving – Fare is fair!
Pranksgiving – That’s not how a turducken works.
Not Talking Enough Turkey – He likes his turkey as dry as a martini, but hold the booze and give it to the poor server!
A Cocktail Of Lies And Cookies – He likes his cookies like… Wait. Never mind.
Wasn’t Born In The Pumpkin Patch – Guess he won’t get a visit from The Great Pumpkin, either.
With Great Bacon Comes Great Responsibility – Some love it. Some hate it. Some say everything is better with bacon.
A Monster Mash Potato – We think it sounds tasty…
More Thanks-taking Than Thanksgiving – This story of turkey-grabbing mayhem is a favorite for good reason!
We give thanks for the things we have, the friends and family we love, and the end of those goofy titles. Now, let’s eat!
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