They Both Want A Piece Of The Action

home, New York, Silly, Spouses & Partners, USA | Romantic | January 11, 2019


(I am a fairly large-chested woman. My husband and I are medieval re-enactors, discussing the type of costumes I’d like him to make for me. We’ve settled on a style of men’s clothing that includes a codpiece.)

Husband: “I promise I won’t go overboard on the codpiece.”

Me: “Thank you. I’d like to enter the room at the same time as it does.”

Husband: *indicating my chest* “Just so you know, that gives me a lot of leeways.”


Me: “Fine. I don’t want to see it past my boobs.”