You’re So Hot
Canada, Flirting, home, Saskatchewan, Silly, Spouses & Partners | Romantic | February 10, 2019
(My husband is getting ready to go to work, which he really doesn’t want to do.)
Me: “You have to start the car to let it heat up; it’s cold outside”
(He gets an evil grin on his face, walks up to me, and grabs my boob, turning his hand a little.)
Me: “What do you think you are doing?”
Husband: “Starting the car, but it’s not working. OH!” *while still holding my boob, he moves behind me and stands so his front is touching my backside* “Maybe I have to put the key in.”
Me: “Out! Go start the car!”
(He opens up his mouth to say something, but before he does I specify
Me: “The Malibu!”
Husband: “But you are my Malibu Barbie.”
(Laughing, he runs out of the house to start the car. A couple of minutes later, he is back inside and asks where his mitts are; I borrowed them to shovel some snow.)
Me: *handing them to him* “Sorry, they are still wet. At work, you should put them by a heater or something so they dry properly.”
(Again, he gets that evil smile and walks up to me, placing a mitt on each shoulder. I just look at him.)
Husband: “They will be dry in no time now.”
Me: *oblivious* “What do you mean?”
Husband: “You said to put them by something hot!”
(He is the weirdest romantic you will ever meet, but he’s mine.)