Don’t Lick It Or You’ll Have Bad Breath Of The Wild
Games, home, Missouri, Silly, Spouses & Partners, Springfield, USA | Romantic | March 11, 2019
(Conversations like this are the normal thing in my household.)
Me: “Hmm… So, I am thinking about being dumb.”
Husband: “Oh?”
Me: “Because Nintendo Switch cartridges are so tiny, Nintendo has them coated in a non-toxic substance that tastes horrible to prevent them from being swallowed by little kids.”
Husband: “Oh, no.”
Me: “And Breath of the Wild is the only cartridge I have, but I’m tempted to pop it out and lick it just to see if it is true.”
Husband: *monotone* “That would be dumb, honey.”
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