Conditioned Against Conditioner
Boyfriend/Girlfriend, British Columbia, Canada, Extra Stupid, home, Silly, Vancouver | Romantic | March 24, 2019
(My boyfriend has very curly hair and isn’t a fan of haircuts, so his hair has a tendency to puff up into an afro-like style around his head. He hasn’t cut it in over a year and we’ve just moved in together.)
Me: *squinting at his hair* “Have you been using my conditioner?”
Boyfriend: “Um… Maybe. How did you know?”
Me: “Your hair isn’t as frizzy. It’s hanging down more than sticking up.”
Boyfriend: “Oh. Is that what it’s for?”
Me: “You know how you like to play with my hair because it’s all soft and shiny? That’s how I keep it that way. You really didn’t know what conditioner is for?”
Boyfriend: “I have two brothers and my parents are hippies. It wasn’t really a thing in my house growing up.”
Me: “So, why did you decide to put it on your head if you didn’t know what it was?”
Boyfriend: “I was taking a shower and I got bored.”
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